We'll keep on fighting - and we'll win!
Conspiraloon™ Conspiracy Theorist Characteristics:
Arrogance, relentlessness, inability to answer questions, fondness for certain stock phrases, inability to employ or understand Occam's Razor, inability to tell good evidence from bad, inability to withdraw, leaping to conclusions, using previous conspiracies as evidence to support their claims, and, it's always a conspiracy.Maybe, but not here, because ten-foot, alien, shape-shifting, blood-drinking, lizard types are everywhere and running the world. No, really, they are! THEY ARE!
We'll keep on fighting - and we'll win!
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The Antagonist
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Truthiness™ Tags™: Al Bundy, Al Q, axiom of evil, Comedy Gold, I can't believe it's not real, Life in the old dog yet, real bombs-fake terror, tinfoil party hats all round, TM™
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Mayan End Time: 21/12/2012
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Michael Travesser End Time: 15/12/2007
This prediction has been demoted, as the Alliance High Council has deemed it damaging to our hard won credibility.
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which only goes to prove that you should never joke about chilling plots, however ludicrous they might seem
personally, I blame the commies...
Anti-tank_dog
but wait! there's more
and whilst on the subject of mammals that go boom, how many people remember this...
Wall Street bombing
obviously, there weren't so many arabs around those days so they blamed Italians instead - as mortal an enemy to Western Culture as any other fundamentalists out there
and back to exploding mammal again...
who can forget this timeless classic
BBC: Iran buys kamikaze dolphins
A few for the road
Thanks for that (Ballads of Sacco & Vanzetti by Woody Guthrie), Aant.
Two lambs to the slaughter, the Italian immigrants Nicola Sacco and Bartolomeo Vanzetti were executed in 1927 for a crime that they almost certainly did not commit, put to death by the state of Massachusetts alongside the man who actually confessed to murdering a shoe factory manager and armed guard in the course of a 1920 payroll heist.
Not that anyone is ever altogether innocent: As foreigners and draft-dodgers and followers of the militant anarchist (and advocate of terror) Luigi Galleani, Sacco and Vanzetti were ready-made for sacrifice on the altar of America's post-World War I red scare� blamed for a rash of Boston-area robberies, which Peter Miller's new documentary pins on a Portuguese gang out of Providence. Their lawyer tried to put capitalism on trial as, in its way, the state did as well: The cops probably faked evidence; the judge discounted testimony, including a jailhouse confession. Boston Brahmins waged a civil war while American Communists jumped into the case to create an international cause celebre that obsessed and inspired artists as disparate as John Dos Passos, Woody Guthrie, Ben Shahn, and now Miller, who endeared himself to old and neo-old leftists everywhere with his suitably stirring documentary on the history of the Internationale..
Uncle Sammy has tied every nation in this world
In his long old leather money bags.
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