HA HA HA

Someone made the mistake of pasting (near the end of the comments) our foundation document in the existentialist cowboy's blog . The mysteriously named 'anonymous' consequently got 'torn a new one' as they say in the lone star state .
There you go Stef, not all texans are like Alex Jones.

Aaron Russo Commemorative Post

Aaron Russo...

Alive - 23rd August 2007

Not Alive - 24th August 2007





The World of Conspiraloonery™ is just that little bit poorer tonight, unlike the Federal Reserve

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John Pilger: The NonConspiroWorld™ Conspiraloon™

Arrogance, relentlessness, inability to answer questions, fondness for certain stock phrases, inability to employ or understand Occam's Razor, inability to tell good evidence from bad, inability to withdraw, leaping to conclusions, using previous conspiracies as evidence to support their claims, and, it's always a conspiracy.

Pilger's new documentary, The War on Democracy, has all of this, and more!

But remember, this sort of Conspiraloonery™ only happens in non-English speaking countries.

The scoup on the fascist Whitehouse coup

Those dedicated and unrepentant Conspiraloons at the good old State Broadcasting Corporation have done themselves proud with some Conspiraloonery of the highest order.

BBC RADIO 4 - DOCUMENT
The award-winning investigative series returns, in which Mike Thomson takes a document as a starting-point to shed new light on past events.

Latest: The Whitehouse coup

THE WHITEHOUSE BEHIND BARS
food and water supplies cut by Al Gore's new
restorative justice programme:
Starve and Impoverish the Ruling Classes (SIRC)

Document uncovers details of a planned coup in 1933 by right-wing American businessmen aimed at toppling President Franklin D Roosevelt with the help of half-a-million war veterans.

The coup -- the attempt that's known about -- failed and half-a-million war veterans got fuck all in the way of pensions.

Listen to this Conspiraloonery of the highest order here.

Luckily, as with the entire continent of South America, and North America, just about every country in Europe and a few others for good measure (add your own favourites in the comments) this sort of right-wing evil doesn't happen any more and the nasty right-wing businessmen types have all had spiritual awakenings and gone off to work in advertising and marketing after repenting live on all terrestrial, digital and satellite TV and radio stations for 33 days straight. Even Iraq is free from evil businessmen looking for ever more profit now that it's been liberated by Halliburton America Carlyle Inc. and blessed with good old, god-fearing, red, white and blue FREEDOM and DEMOCRACY in the form of a FREE AMERIKKKAN military base in every back yard.

What the BBC shills and liars don't tell you in their exclusive Conspiraloonery, in a clever reversal of the TRUE FACTS, is that 'businessmen' and 'fascists' is just a shill cover for alien-human hybrid lizard shapeshifters.

Or maybe it's the other way round, I can never remember....

The Conspiraloon™ Blog is born

Conspiraloon™ Conspiracy Theorist Characteristics (AKA 'conspiraloons', 'tinfoil hatters', 'loonspuds', 'fruit'n'jobs' etc.)

Arrogance, relentlessness, inability to answer questions, fondness for certain stock phrases, inability to employ or understand Occam's Razor, inability to tell good evidence from bad, inability to withdraw, leaping to conclusions, using previous conspiracies as evidence to support their claims, and, it's always a conspiracy.

Maybe, but not here.

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"We'll keep fighting - and we'll win!"