The universe has changed shape

Universal love and the Do Nothing Revolutionary Brigade are victorious. The Conspiraloon Alliance has kept on fighting and, finally, it has won!

2012™ Olympocalypse

Olympics, N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-Ninteen, Nineteen Eighty Four 'style'

And, in a fine example of progress, evolution and the wonderful world in which we now live as a result of those things, in tandem with leaving power unchecked, here comes

Olympocalypse 2K+12

Don't expect 50,000 security personnel to suddenly disappear as quickly as they arrived

 

First the Angels fall...

Lynx 2012 - The Final Edition...

which is the sequel to this...

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2012 so on it's starting early?

Posted 8th March...

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Not long to wait now - Yay!!

The Spiral is Tightening

Are you READY for 2012??

This Junior Conspiranaut is ready for it prepared

ARE YOU?

A perfect opportunity to keep abreast of the latest in 2012 research and cutting edge thinking

...and then sit back and do fuck all about anything for the next four years

Would you like to know more?

and remember

2012 Research is not a distraction

GUARANTEED!!

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A new cosmic download from God

As everyone knows, the Queen™ is hooked on YouTube and has a YouTube electrickery machine attached to the complex system of Messianic pipes in every study in all her hices (sic).

The Messiah™, never one to miss a cross-media marketing advertising and PRopaganda opportunity, demonstrates how to cut together a load of hastily cobbled together old shit, recorded under duress at gunpoint, into a divine revelation.

Fly me to the moon

Following an astounding scientific breakthrough in our labs the Conspiraloon Alliance Laboratories have announced plans to go to the moon. At first sight, not that impressive a feat because the AmIRAQans pretended to go there almost half a century ago. But the Alliance plans to land on the moon involve getting there on anti-gravity alone. The anti-gravity function will work on little more than a communist-like common purpose sharing of our collective tinfoil hats, terrorist batteries and a bit of loose change. The Alliance plan to establish a moon-sized tin-foil observatory tent on the moon in time to take dramatic pictures of Universe changing shape from a new perspective, with a simple camera obscura.

This universe will change shape on December 21st 2012, just in time for the southern cross cruciFICTION christmas.

Only weeks ago the Conspiraloon Alliance obtained nuclear capabilities that, frankly, scares the pants off us all when Mahmoud Ahmadinejad joined the alliance after his comments about shadowy, possibly reptilian, hands artificially inflating oil prices.

In just a few weeks of playing with Mahmoud's phones and iPods playing anti-mind control monotone German techno, and stuff, wearing our protective radiation and mind-control proof tin foil caps, Conspiraloon Alliance Laboratory (Scotland) Inc. scientists noticed that they were starting to get high.

One day as the chief scientist, L.Ron De Ron Ron von Cupboard, was sorting out change for the coffee machine he took a call on his mobile from Moudy who called to ask if we wanted anything from the shops. Seconds later De Ron Ron von Cupboard was higher than all the other scientists, floating as he was eight feet above the coffee machine.

Several hours later, after analysing all the parameters involved in De Ron Ron von Cupboard's getting so high , Alliance Laboratory Scientists conducted preliminary anti-gravity lunar module launch tests.

These were the results.

Tinfoil hat wearing isn't quite so stupid after all.

To Live and Die in DIA

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Following on from the previous post which speculates 'what if the Nazis hadn't won WW2?' and its particular emphasis on NAZA aviation technology, here's some high quality, well reasoned and well researched factual information on the legendary Denver International Airport...







It's all there - Nazis, Mayans, 2012, the NWO, Death Camps, Spooky Underground Bases, Artificially Created Killer Viruses, Freemasons, The letter 'G' please Bob, Mass Genocide, and includes my favourite line...

'One fact must be questioned. Why is the underground base 88.5 square miles long?'

This could be the single most important film you'll see this afternoon

but that depends largely on how many other films you'll be watching

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Messiah Movie News - Neo to play Klaatu!!

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Yes, it's true fellow Messianic Movie fans - The One is going to play One of the Other Ones in a remake of The Day the Earth Stood Still

"I know Kung-Fu!"

Yes, it's all coming together as all Messiah figures, however lame and Californian, are gradually combined into one MegaMessiah™ in time for 2012

an artist's impression of what Japan might look like towards the end of 2012

Home-grown Essex-based Messiah and Once and Future King of England, Muad'dib is reported to be 'fucking gutted' at the news that he didn't land the part
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PROPAGANDA, "PSYOPS", DEBUNKING TECHNIQUES: 25 Rules of Disinformation

Now that some of recent history's greatest myths are beginning to be challenged by those who have remained silent for far too long to retain much in the way of credibility, the information war is most definitely on. The cat is out of the bag, the truth virus meme is spreading and everyone's a 911 Truthling now. But, how do you tell a genuine truther from agents of disinformation, whether they be wittingly or unwittingly useful idiots to those that would rather the truth were not known?

Here's a few handy hints from the Conspiraloon™ Alliance (which we lifted from somewhere but can't remember where, or where it originated before that.)

Twenty-Five Rules of Disinformation

Note: The first rule and last five (or six, depending on situation) rules are generally not directly within the ability of the traditional disinfo artist to apply. These rules are generally used more directly by those at the leadership, key players, or planning level of the criminal conspiracy or conspiracy to cover up.

1. Hear no evil, see no evil, speak no evil. Regardless of what you know, don't discuss it -- especially if you are a public figure, news anchor, etc. If it's not reported, it didn't happen, and you never have to deal with the issues.

2. Become incredulous and indignant. Avoid discussing key issues and instead focus on side issues which can be used show the topic as being critical of some otherwise sacrosanct group or theme. This is also known as the "How dare you!" gambit.

3. Create rumor mongers. Avoid discussing issues by describing all charges, regardless of venue or evidence, as mere rumors and wild accusations. Other derogatory terms mutually exclusive of truth may work as well. This method works especially well with a silent press, because the only way the public can learn of the facts are through such "arguable rumors". If you can associate the material with the Internet, use this fact to certify it a "wild rumor" which can have no basis in fact.

4. Use a straw man. Find or create a seeming element of your opponent's argument which you can easily knock down to make yourself look good and the opponent to look bad. Either make up an issue you may safely imply exists based on your interpretation of the opponent/opponent arguments/situation, or select the weakest aspect of the weakest charges. Amplify their significance and destroy them in a way which appears to debunk all the charges, real and fabricated alike, while actually avoiding discussion of the real issues.

5. Sidetrack opponents with name calling and ridicule. This is also known as the primary attack the messenger ploy, though other methods qualify as variants of that approach. Associate opponents with unpopular titles such as "kooks", "right-wing", "liberal", "left-wing", "terrorists", "conspiracy buffs", "radicals", "militia", "racists", "religious fanatics", "sexual deviates", and so forth. This makes others shrink from support out of fear of gaining the same label, and you avoid dealing with issues.

6. Hit and Run. In any public forum, make a brief attack of your opponent or the opponent position and then scamper off before an answer can be fielded, or simply ignore any answer. This works extremely well in Internet and letters-to-the-editor environments where a steady stream of new identities can be called upon without having to explain criticism reasoning -- simply make an accusation or other attack, never discussing issues, and never answering any subsequent response, for that would dignify the opponent's viewpoint.

7. Question motives. Twist or amplify any fact which could so taken to imply that the opponent operates out of a hidden personal agenda or other bias. This avoids discussing issues and forces the accuser on the defensive.

8. Invoke authority. Claim for yourself or associate yourself with authority and present your argument with enough "jargon" and "minutiae" to illustrate you are "one who knows", and simply say it isn't so without discussing issues or demonstrating concretely why or citing sources.

9. Play Dumb. No matter what evidence or logical argument is offered, avoid discussing issues with denial they have any credibility, make any sense, provide any proof, contain or make a point, have logic, or support a conclusion. Mix well for maximum effect.

10. Associate opponent charges with old news. A derivative of the straw man usually, in any large-scale matter of high visibility, someone will make charges early on which can be or were already easily dealt with. Where it can be foreseen, have your own side raise a straw man issue and have it dealt with early on as part of the initial contingency plans. Subsequent charges, regardless of validity or new ground uncovered, can usually them be associated with the original charge and dismissed as simply being a rehash without need to address current issues -- so much the better where the opponent is or was involved with the original source.

11. Establish and rely upon fall-back positions. Using a minor matter or element of the facts, take the "high road" and "confess" with candor that some innocent mistake, in hindsight, was made -- but that opponents have seized on the opportunity to blow it all out of proportion and imply greater criminalities which, "just isn't so." Others can reinforce this on your behalf, later. Done properly, this can garner sympathy and respect for "coming clean" and "owning up" to your mistakes without addressing more serious issues.

12. Enigmas have no solution. Drawing upon the overall umbrella of events surrounding the crime and the multitude of players and events, paint the entire affair as too complex to solve. This causes those otherwise following the matter to begin to loose interest more quickly without having to address the actual issues.

13. Alice in Wonderland Logic. Avoid discussion of the issues by reasoning backwards with an apparent deductive logic in a way that forbears any actual material fact.

14. Demand complete solutions. Avoid the issues by requiring opponents to solve the crime at hand completely, a ploy which works best for items qualifying for rule 10.

15. Fit the facts to alternate conclusions. This requires creative thinking unless the crime was planned with contingency conclusions in place.

16. Vanishing evidence and witnesses. If it does not exist, it is not fact, and you won't have to address the issue.

17. Change the subject. Usually in connection with one of the other ploys listed here, find a way to side-track the discussion with abrasive or controversial comments in hopes of turning attention to a new, more manageable topic. This works especially well with companions who can "argue" with you over the new topic and polarize the discussion arena in order to avoid discussing more key issues.

18. Emotionalize, Antagonize, and Goad Opponents. If you can't do anything else, chide and taunt your opponents and draw them into emotional responses which will tend to make them look foolish and overly motivated, and generally render their material somewhat less coherent. Not only will you avoid discussing the issues in the first instance, but even if their emotional response addresses the issue, you can further avoid the issues by then focusing on how "sensitive they are to criticism".

19. Ignore proof presented, demand impossible proofs. This is perhaps a variant of the "play dumb" rule. Regardless of what material may be presented by an opponent in public forums, claim the material irrelevant and demand proof that is impossible for the opponent to come by (it may exist, but not be at his disposal, or it may be something which is known to be safely destroyed or withheld, such as a murder weapon). In order to completely avoid discussing issues may require you to categorically deny and be critical of media or books as valid sources, deny that witnesses are acceptable, or even deny that statements made by government or other authorities have any meaning or relevance.

20. False evidence. Whenever possible, introduce new facts or clues designed and manufactured to conflict with opponent presentations as useful tools to neutralize sensitive issues or impede resolution. This works best when the crime was designed with contingencies for the purpose, and the facts cannot be easily separated from the fabrications.

21. Call a Grand Jury, Special Prosecutor, or other empowered investigative body. Subvert the (process) to your benefit and effectively neutralize all sensitive issues without open discussion. Once convened, the evidence and testimony are required to be secret when properly handled. For instance, if you own the prosecuting attorney, it can insure a Grand Jury hears no useful evidence and that the evidence is sealed an unavailable to subsequent investigators. Once a favorable verdict (usually, this technique is applied to find the guilty innocent, but it can also be used to obtain charges when seeking to frame a victim) is achieved, the matter can be considered officially closed.

22. Manufacture a new truth. Create your own expert(s), group(s), author(s), leader(s) or influence existing ones willing to forge new ground via scientific, investigative, or social research or testimony which concludes favorably. In this way, if you must actually address issues, you can do so authoritatively.

23. Create bigger distractions. If the above does not seem to be working to distract from sensitive issues, or to prevent unwanted media coverage of unstoppable events such as trials, create bigger news stories (or treat them as such) to distract the multitudes.

24. Silence critics. If the above methods do not prevail, consider removing opponents from circulation by some definitive solution so that the need to address issues is removed entirely. This can be by their death, arrest and detention, blackmail or destruction of their character by release of blackmail information, or merely by proper intimidation with blackmail or other threats.

25. Vanish. If you are a key holder of secrets or otherwise overly illuminated and you think the heat is getting too hot, to avoid the issues, vacate the kitchen.

Bear these rules in mind, keep your peepers peeled, and you might be surprised at what you find.

The Messiah is to hold a press conference this week

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Did any fellow Loons catch this? I was, ahem, on 'holiday' at the time...

“I’m Brian and so is my wife”

The Messiah is to hold a press conference this week.

Date: Thursday 6 September 2007
Time: 14:00
Place: to be arranged

Journalists are asked to arrive with an open mind as this is a truth which they are in no position to determine and they may be risking their chances of eternal life. I will be discussing my journey of spiritual redemption, why I know in my heart I am the Messiah and the mission to teach humanity in the run-up to 2012.

This is all rather embarrassing for someone who was an atheist technocrat three years ago. And I am painfully aware how mad all this sounds.

There is however ancient evidence to show that the Messiah is phonetically called ‘David Shayler’. When added to recent signs which have appeared independently of me – including a Messianic Cross of Saturn, Mercury, Venus and the Sun in the skies on 7/7/7, the day I was proclaimed Messiah -- it has become inescapable that a higher power is indicating that I am the anointed or chosen one who has come to save humanity.

To any who might find this surprising, I point out that I have spent ten years standing up for truth, justice and human rights with little concern for my own life, liberty and livelihood.

To clarify the position: I am the last incarnation of the Holy Ghost (aka the Holy Spirit) or the Yeshua or Jesus Spirit (aka the Christ consciousness). As the Holy Spirit is God incarnate as essence, I am God incarnated as spirit and man. Many cultures have accepted that the gods incarnate as humans, including the Egyptians, the Greeks and the Romans. In the West, this knowledge has been preserved as the unwritten Qabalah, the real secret guarded over the centuries by groups like the Templars and the Rosicrucians.

Other incarnations have included Tutenkhamen, King Arthur, Mark Anthony, Leonardo da Vinci, Lawrence of Arabia and Astronges, a Hebrew shepherd and revolutionary leader crucified in Palestine in 1 BC. I am both a re-incarnation of King David and of his bloodline.

It is absolutely clear to me that the world is going to hell in a handcart. Few would dispute that humanity needs a Messiah to get it through these difficult times. Those who follow the real teachings of Jesus – unconditional love and absolute faith -- have nothing to fear from the New Universe.

David Michael Shayler
Hebrew for Beloved King (who) shuffles through the Other World
3 September 2007

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Even more Truth™Monkey-Messiah!!

This time on an interview on BBC radio 5 Live...



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Fragmented Olympics 2012 logo unmasked

The Conspiraloon™ Book Club Pick of the Month

As Veteran Conspiraloons™ already know, 2012 is definitely going to be to year of the APOCALYPSE!! Our advice for Conspiraloons™ on a budget is to beat the last minute rush and start preparing now!! And whilst a secret underground cache of tinned food, extra silver foil and a change, make that two changes, of underwear is IMPORTANT!! development of adequate psychic defences is equally crucial.

and we can think of NOWHERE!! better to start!! than Michael Tsarion’s international blockbuster…

Atlantis, Alien Visitation & Genetic Manipulation

the critics rave

For 50,000 years the "Technocracy of Power" has indulged in SUPPRESSION and SLAUGHTER in order to conceal the truth about humankind's origins and purpose. This indispensable work signals the failure of their age-old stratagems and deceptions and is compulsory reading for those with a passionate desire to know the real origins of conflict on the planet and in the psyche

- Jordan Maxwell (author, historian, talk show host and expert on secret societies)

Atlantean Aliens are responsible for this... get angry!! get informed!! get fucked!!

For those who question ALIEN VISITATION to earth, read this book and think again

- Rick Martin (Investigative Journalist, The Spectrum Magazine)


This compelling and cogent tome comes with an impassioned plea by the author/researcher--for the reader to summon up the energy, courage, and open-mindedness to objectively consider a body of information that, at first glance, is outlandish in character and scope. This well referenced information therein is compelling in both gravity and perspective. If one can just jiggle part way out of the straight-jacketed control grid in which we live to at least consider the content, then the information in this book can be profound. Although Amazon is the best way to get most books, the nature of this book makes it a bit more difficult to find--but still, easily obtainable. Try not to gape too much when you read it...you may drool on your lap.

- Some Bloke on Amazon

Michael Tsarion is the Conspiracy Theorist’s Conspiracy Theorist and leaves DAVID ICKE looking like David Dimbleby!!

- Me


A companion DVD containing 15 hours of LIFE SAVING!! information is also available!!

whilst he is not yet as well known as - And has never played professional football like DAVID ICKE has Tsarion does look and sound like a slap-head george best which is MILES better

Michael Tsarion

See Michael strutting his stuff at the playfully named Conspiracy Con here!!

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