CONSPIRACY ALERT: Michael Flatley is REALLY from Chi Cago

Move over Max Kaiser, there's a new kid on the block.

As credible sounding as this man is, caution is recommended.

Three days of intensive research by the hive mind at Conspiraloon Twin Towers has found no evidence of any attempts by this man to sell water purifiers, post-apocalyptic survival contingency systems, nor even an infallible legal defense that works only inside your own mind.

He also seems to have made no references to aliens, Jews, lizards, shape-shifters, Elvis, or messiahs, which immediately casts further doubt on the true nature of the man and his intent.

In fact we have been unable to locate any form of sugary-syrupy tripe to smooth the path of the bitter pill he gives you for free.

This indicates satanic Jewish Marxist intent, as stated in the King of the John Hill of Frank Herbert's Dune Which Did Feature Sting in the Movie version of the official BIBLE :

Kevin 7:7 Bewareth he that seek not to profit from thy knowing, lest ye contribute nothing to the divine act of the upwards circulation of metal'd yellow He did proclaim as gold.

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Andrew 9:11 Bewareth he that conjureth not up the daemon Jew, lest ye become poisoned by real truths that shall not be true from your position of the opposite of love. He, The King, ELVIS, doth live in eternity, or he would have done had not the Jew done kill'd him.

The Untouchables - The Conspira™ Version

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Time for some Classic Retro-Loonery™...

and I'm not talking about bell-bottoms

...not today anyway

• Do you want to learn about COMMUNIST BANKERS?

Of course you do

• Would you like to see some PYRAMIDS?

Who wouldn't

• Do you want to hear about the origins of the FEDERAL RESERVE for the umpteenth time?

It never gets old

• Do you crave 1960's US cop show style narration?

The New World Order stops here...

Well, it would certainly make a change


Then you need to see 'The Capitalist Conspiracy'





...made by a bloke with 'Griffin' in his name so you know it's just got to be True!!™

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Reach for the Stars!! Climb Every Mountain Higher!

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A fellow Truth™ Seeker writes...

"During a recent visit to the Common Purpose website my eye was drawn immediately to their rather peculiar logo, which very much reminded me of an equally peculiar feature of the new £20 note issued only few weeks ago. Both images are reproduced below and raise a number of intriguing questions..."


Read on HERE!!

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Classic Conspiratunery™ courtesy of UK Gold

"From 1978 through to the end of 1979 The Members became a mainstay on the London circuit and were regularly featured in all the music papers of the time. After signing with Virgin Records in 1978 they recorded "The Sound Of The Suburbs", again with Steve Lillywhite, which was their biggest chart success and became their best known song in the UK. The follow up single, "Offshore Banking Business", did not cause the same commercial excitement. A reggae tune written by JC Carroll, complete with dub mix, about the then obscure world of offshore banking. It caused ripples around the world, particularly in countries where offshore banking thrived. The band were condemned as 'hop heads singing horse manure' in the Bahamian Houses of Parliament."

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