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Another Conspiraloon Alliance™ exclusive original!!*New!!! on Betamax, from Poolside Entertainments:
Finally! Now in full techni-Koller! Featuring all your favourites including:
Selections from Fiddler on the (T)roof - was there really a roof at all? The evidence suggests otherwise
De Nile Song by Pink Floyd
Luton to London train timetable, set to music by the much-loved composer Public Domain
Circle of Crops (Caught in the Middle) by Sister Sledge
The Chike Song (Match My Sum)
And many, many more, all with on-screen banjo tablature.
Order now and get a free bonus DVD:
Source for the Goose:
As endorsed by some wrestler from Bollock, Texas!!!Remember, Strum-along-a-Kollerstrom is NOT available in ANY shops! Hurry to ensure disappointment!!
(* = NB Strum-along-a-Kollerstrom was not actually originally created by the Conspiraloon Alliance™ but we did go to the effort of cutting and pasting it from the Internet, fucking around with it a bit and then putting our name to it, without the original author's permission - which is just as good as actually coming up with it ourselves in anyone's book, especially Dr Nick's)
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