2012™ Olympocalypse

Olympics, N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-Ninteen, Nineteen Eighty Four 'style'

And, in a fine example of progress, evolution and the wonderful world in which we now live as a result of those things, in tandem with leaving power unchecked, here comes

Olympocalypse 2K+12

Don't expect 50,000 security personnel to suddenly disappear as quickly as they arrived

 

Our Future's So Bright We've Got To Wear Shades

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A message from Klaatu

I am leaving soon and you'll forgive me if I speak bluntly.

The universe grows smaller every day and the threat of aggression by any group anywhere can no longer be tolerated. There must be security for all or no one is secure. Now this does not mean giving up any freedom, except the freedom to act irresponsibly. Your ancestors knew this when they made laws to govern themselves and hired policemen to enforce them. We, of the other planets, have long accepted this principle. We have an organization for the mutual protection of all planets and for the complete elimination of aggression. The test of any such higher authority is, of course, the police force that supports it. For our policemen we created a race of robots. Their function is to patrol the planets in spaceships like this one and preserve the peace. In matters of aggression we have given them absolute power over us. This power cannot be revoked. At the first signs of violence they act automatically against the aggressor. The penalty forprovoking their action is too terrible to risk. The result is we live in peace without arms or armies, secure in theknowledge that we are free from aggression and war, free to pursue more profitable enterprises. Now, we do not pretend to have achieved perfection, but we do have a system, and it works. I came here to give you these facts. It is no concern of ours how you run your own planet, but if you threaten to extend your violence, this Earth of yours will be reduced to a burned-out cinder.




Your choice is simple: join us and live in peace, or pursue your present course and face obliteration. We shall be waiting for your answer. The decision rests with you.


and PS Why the fuck aren't I in your Messiah™ Trumps pack?


(Klaatu is currently working on his new truth video which will blow the lid off high-level Welsh involvement in the 9/11 attacks. Cash donations to help complete this important work sent to his Zeta-Reticulan registered PO Box WILL guarantee your personal salvation)

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How Stonehenge was built NOT!!

I don't know who this guy thinks he is but he's a LIAR!! I tell you

A LIAR!!

Stone Circles were BUILT BY FUCKING ALIENS and anyone who tells you otherwise is working for them

Also note that this Stone Circle fakery takes place in Flint, Michigan; the spawning place of that notorious Untruth-herder MICHAEL MOORE...

Is there a connection?

Is the Pope a Catholic?

Here's one we prepared earlier

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Ex-Freemason and Illuminatus Leo Zagami spilling his guts about the NWO with a heavy Italian accent

Don't miss the last few seconds of the 2nd clip

More about the Amazing Leo here

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OMG!! BEST 911 TRUTH VIDEO EVER!!?

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it's got the lot...

THE 911 ST*RG*TE!!

Watch it and weep

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Ockham's Hammer

We are under attack!! The terrifying force unleashed against us emanates from the ruthless 'Fey Documentary' movement.
They have infiltrated our sources of light entertainment and subverted the benign media format of michael barrymore's 'Kids Say the Funniest Things'.
Through the demonic powers of irony and ambiguity, they have perverted this benevolent quest for human understanding, into a cold blooded humiliation of the weak and misguided!!
Their cruel battle cry 'We get paid for this shit' rings in subliminal messages throughout the rest of their s - h - a - t - t - e - r - e - d victim's lives.
I, myself, was obliquely attacked with the charge of anti-semitism, when pointing out an alien amongst us.
I am quite happy to use the methods of our hated mainstream media-masters to make my case!!
Who else but an alien creature could say these things??!!:

"Both the left and the radical Islamists have put aside their differences because they recognise the value of using each other in pursuit of their common objective, the destruction of western society."
" It’s currently open season in Britain on Israel and the Jews."
"With so many in the intelligentsia and the media deeply hostile and ignorant, Israel has been successfully demonised and delegitimised in Britain on the basis of lies and libels, a treatment afforded to no other nation."
"But it is also a tragedy for Britain, because its failure to grasp that Israel’s fight is the west’s own fight, that Israel is not in a separate box labelled ‘land dispute’ but is in the same box that the west is in which is labelled ‘jihad against the free world’"
"Britain after all is the American cultural mother-ship; it is where the concepts of liberty, democracy and the rule of law were first developed. If Britain turns out all its cultural lights, the resulting gloom will envelop America and the whole of the free world. "

The hapless crone is obviously transported from a parallel universe where everything is the opposite of how it is here, where there is a 'left', and it is feared for its power. This explains her extreme paranoia.

As further proof, I offer this exquisite diagram:This may or not exist but conclusively reveals the alien's londonistani nerve centre.

We children of the de-enlightenment are often accused of using occam's razor, thought up by some old geezer who wasn't even on the internet!!
He said that you should not "multiply entities unnecessarily"
We say: get with it, grandad!!
It's Hammer Time!!
Ockham's Hammer says:
If it is clearly not human - it's an ALIEN.

The Conspiraloon™ Book Club Pick of the Month

As Veteran Conspiraloons™ already know, 2012 is definitely going to be to year of the APOCALYPSE!! Our advice for Conspiraloons™ on a budget is to beat the last minute rush and start preparing now!! And whilst a secret underground cache of tinned food, extra silver foil and a change, make that two changes, of underwear is IMPORTANT!! development of adequate psychic defences is equally crucial.

and we can think of NOWHERE!! better to start!! than Michael Tsarion’s international blockbuster…

Atlantis, Alien Visitation & Genetic Manipulation

the critics rave

For 50,000 years the "Technocracy of Power" has indulged in SUPPRESSION and SLAUGHTER in order to conceal the truth about humankind's origins and purpose. This indispensable work signals the failure of their age-old stratagems and deceptions and is compulsory reading for those with a passionate desire to know the real origins of conflict on the planet and in the psyche

- Jordan Maxwell (author, historian, talk show host and expert on secret societies)

Atlantean Aliens are responsible for this... get angry!! get informed!! get fucked!!

For those who question ALIEN VISITATION to earth, read this book and think again

- Rick Martin (Investigative Journalist, The Spectrum Magazine)


This compelling and cogent tome comes with an impassioned plea by the author/researcher--for the reader to summon up the energy, courage, and open-mindedness to objectively consider a body of information that, at first glance, is outlandish in character and scope. This well referenced information therein is compelling in both gravity and perspective. If one can just jiggle part way out of the straight-jacketed control grid in which we live to at least consider the content, then the information in this book can be profound. Although Amazon is the best way to get most books, the nature of this book makes it a bit more difficult to find--but still, easily obtainable. Try not to gape too much when you read it...you may drool on your lap.

- Some Bloke on Amazon

Michael Tsarion is the Conspiracy Theorist’s Conspiracy Theorist and leaves DAVID ICKE looking like David Dimbleby!!

- Me


A companion DVD containing 15 hours of LIFE SAVING!! information is also available!!

whilst he is not yet as well known as - And has never played professional football like DAVID ICKE has Tsarion does look and sound like a slap-head george best which is MILES better

Michael Tsarion

See Michael strutting his stuff at the playfully named Conspiracy Con here!!

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They Walk Amongst Us

At last the truth can be told!! Using only a dirty mop head to disguise itself as a human CRONE, a 'grey' has infiltrated itself at the highest levels of the human power elite!!

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Do not approach in print, televisual or physical form!!

Hidden and Amongst Us - The Reptilian Landscape

As many of my fellow Conspiraloons™ know, I am working tirelessly on an project to document the TRUTH about the architecture of our great public buildings. The reptilian overlords are masters of MK ULTRA style MIND CONTROL technques and incorporate SUBLIMINAL messages in a DESIGNED landscape crafted to sap our will to resist their AEONS old master plan

Yesterday, I went on a covert field trip to visit SENATE HOUSE in London to take photographs and readings of the pyschic STENCH that pervades the surrounding area, including nearby TAVISTOCK square

Built with funding from the ROCKEFELLER Foundation, Senate House was home to the Ministry of Information during the staged false flag event referred to as the Second World War and was the inspiration for Orwell's MINISTRY OF TRUTH



Senate House is now used as a library for the University of London. Some people speculate that this is a cover for its true purpose as a repository for the genealogical records of the elite alien bloodlines who rule our world and maybe even the last resting place of the body of JESUS CHRIST

Have you never wondered about the famous Orwell quote...

"If you want a picture of the future, imagine a boot stomping on a human face -- forever."

Why did Orwell insert the apparently superfluous word HUMAN unless he was implying that the BOOT was concealing a scaly, NON HUMAN foot?

What did Orwell see in the subterranean vaults that doubtlessly lie under Senate House. What was he TRYING to tell us?

The Zionist-controlled Wikipedia entry on Senate House includes this ILLUMINATING anectdote...

"A current in-joke within the university is that you can tell someone's political persuasion from how they describe the building's external architecture - if they call it 'fascist', they're left leaning; if they call it 'totalitarian' or 'Stalinist', they're right leaning."

Of course, the TRUE Answer is that they are ALL wrong. Stalinism AND Fascism were BOTH the creation of Internationalist Freemasonic Zionist Reptiles

When will people EVER LEARN!!?

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The Royal Family are bloodsucking alien lizards

It's official, an ex-sports commentator says so, repeatedly. And it's reported in a mainstream newspaper so it must be true:

The Royal Family are bloodsucking alien lizards - David Icke
RUSSELL JACKSON
The Scotsman, Mon 30 Jan 2006

DAVID Icke, the former sports presenter who once proclaimed himself to be the Son of God, has offered up more of his unusual wisdom, this time claiming that the Royal Family are "bloodsucking alien lizards".

Mr Icke, 53, claims the Queen and the Duke of Edinburgh are shape-shifters who drink human blood to look like us.

The Queen

And the father-of-three says a race of half-human, half-alien creatures has infiltrated all the world's key power positions.

He claims the US president, George W Bush, and his father, the former president, George Bush, are both giant lizards who change into humans.

Mr Icke, a professional speaker who has published 16 books, believes that the alien hybrids were behind the "murders" of Princess Diana and John F Kennedy, as well as the terrorist attacks of 9/11.

He claims the only reason that the public cannot see this is because we are obsessed by popular culture, such as EastEnders and Coronation Street, and Page Three girls.

Mr Icke retired from public life after being ridiculed for appearing on the Wogan TV chat-show in 1991 and claiming he had been chosen as the Son of God. The former Green Party spokesman now lives on the Isle of Wight with his second wife, Pam, and lectures around the world on his theories.

He was speaking about them on The World's Strangest UFO Stories - The Great Alien Conspiracy on the Discovery Channel last night.

David Icke, sports commentator

Mr Icke said: "When you get back into the ancient world, you find this recurring theme of a union between a non-human race and humans - creating a hybrid race.

"From 1998, I started coming across people who told me they had seen people change into a non-human form. It's an age-old phenomenon known as shape-shifting. The basic form is like a scaly humanoid, with reptilian rather than humanoid eyes."

Solid research work from David Icke, we're sure you'll agree! Raise a goblet of blood, preferably Icke's, to maintain your scaly, reptilian humanoid form and toast the man, preferably over an open fire.

The Conspiraloon™ Alliance suggests David's terminology, "bloodsucking alien lizards," is better phrased,"parasites", or we would if we knew what class politics is.