Saturday, 6 November 2010

It's saturday afternoon, and here are the results

This is the problem:


A domesticated animal, trained to expect certain favours in exchange for a certain performance. He has got so used to being trained, he can't even understand why his bowl is empty.
He's so fucking stupid,he doesn't realise his masters have chosen a new kind of dog catcher. Obviously, this is going to require changes.

Changes always have to hurt, we are told.

Dreamy, personable fascist; iain duncan smith has compressed his natural prejudices with the vivisectionist american right and resolved that the problem is not lack of employment, but lack of employability!


This is a one term government, they are committed to as much as possible in the neoliberal agenda; and they will fuck off and leave the trusty hound's bowl empty.
Their bowls will be replete, a ghastly sociological,psychiatric mirror of the vices they publicly deplore.
They will sit back and enjoy the sport.
In these troubled times, maybe popular music should be taken more seriously

12 comments:

Stef said...

Sing-a-long version

Stef said...

"In these troubled times, maybe popular music should be taken more seriously"

as maybe should popular cinema

The Antagonist said...

Wouldn't worry about any of that political nonsense, here's sweet Lucille.

The Antagonist said...

But, on a more serious note, Fox Hunting is the perfect metaphor for the shit in which us lower orders find ourselves.

Fox hunting is a conspiracy of the wealthy and land-owning classes to chase 'vermin' off their land, or to hunt the 'vermin' to the death.

Either 'final solution' is fine as long as the 'vermin' are eradicated.

Bye bye 'housing benefit' and bye bye to any notions that, by accident of birth, you have any sort of right to live outside of indentured servitude.

paul said...

I think there is a determined effort to transform the country into a large hunting (terrists), shooting (elecricians) and fishing(covert activists) estate.

Stef said...

...and a catchy new national anthem

paul said...

We forget the good old days too easilyas the thoughtful utube commentator says

though prison sucks but at least at that time inmates werent raping each other and forming gangs and killing one another.

Stef said...

well, not while they were singing

The Antagonist said...

Watch out Grandma, here come the precogs.

Stef said...

"The first experiment described in Bem’s new paper involves perceiving erotic stimuli from the future — specifically, perceiving whether an erotic picture is going to appear in a certain location or not."

Didn't Bill Murray portray Dr Bem in Ghostbusters?

paul said...

If the location is the internet, or a prticular shelf in the newsagents, this shouldn't be too much of a test.

The Antagonist said...

Probably wise not to forget the greatest proponent of the precognitive criminalisation of the cumbersome classes, none other than the Right Honourable Worshipful Master Tony Blair Himself: ASBOS IN THE WOMB