If you want to get ahead, get a hat

Fuck tinfoil, take control with the technology the powers that be do not want you to know about!
Slap one of these on your victim's head and they will be under your complete control!
You won't be a nobody anymore, even the world's most powerful people will suck your cock...








.....All day long.

With thanks to the aangirfan gestalt for the images.