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Mainstream Conspiraloon #735 - Lord WarWar

Lord Simon Jenkins of WarWar

Proof that mainstream media journalists occasionally notice something.

Why do we still go to war? We seem unable to stop. We find any excuse for this post-imperial fidget and yet we keep getting trapped. Germans do not do it, or Spanish or Swedes. Britain's borders and British people have not been under serious threat for a generation. Yet time and again our leaders crave battle. Why?

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It is not democracy that keeps western nations at war, but armies and the interests now massed behind them. The greatest speech about modern defence was made in 1961 by the US president Eisenhower. He was no leftwinger, but a former general and conservative Republican. Looking back over his time in office, his farewell message to America was a simple warning against the "disastrous rise of misplaced power" of a military-industrial complex with "unwarranted influence on government". A burgeoning defence establishment, backed by large corporate interests, would one day employ so many people as to corrupt the political system. (His original draft even referred to a "military-industrial-congressional complex".) This lobby, said Eisenhower, could become so huge as to "endanger our liberties and democratic processes"

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The cold war strategist, George Kennan, wrote prophetically: "Were the Soviet Union to sink tomorrow under the waters of the ocean, the American military-industrial complex would have to remain, substantially unchanged, until some other adversary could be invented."

Charlie Skelton - The Messiah™ Cometh

Friday 3 June 2011
Bilderberg 2011: All aboard the Bilderbus

St Moritz: Preparing to host Bilderberg. Photograph: Tom Jenkins for the Guardian

Charlie Skelton: As the Bilderberg conference heads towards Switzerland there's still time to book your seat on a minibus to St Moritz.

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Wednesday 8 June 2011
Bilderberg 2011: The polished blue line

Privates on parade: the Bilderberg security takes position. Photograph: M Petrisch

Charlie Skelton arrives in Switzerland ahead of Bilderberg to find less police but greater cleanliness than usual

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Thursday 9 June 2011
Bilderberg 2011: The curtains are drawn

The Bilderberg 2011 security fence, or should that be 'a massive white fence of embarrassment'? Photograph: Charlie Skelton

Charlie Skelton wakes to find a security fence blocking his view of the venue, and brings news of the Bilderbus

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Friday 10 June 2011
Bilderberg 2011: For he's a jolly good Rockefeller

One of two men arrested in conjunction with a Bilderberg bomb scare. Photograph: Quierosaber

Just when you thought the annual four-day Bilderberg conference couldn't get any more exciting, a policeman goes and finds a bomb

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10 June 2011
Bilderberg 2011: George Osborne attending as chancellor

Chancellor of the exchequer George Osborne. Photograph: Ben Stansall/AFP/Getty Images

Charlie Skelton spots some interesting names on the delegate list

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Keeping it in the Family

New World Order & Po Po Police - Durrty Goodz

A message from the Theophist™ Conspiratologist™ Thule™ Society for Truth™

And, in the TRUE™ tradition of THE WAY™ of all great SOCIETIES™, we've NICKed it all from somewhere else.

"Brothers and Sisters, let me speak to you about a topic so dear to my heart. And let it be heard by all those who accept the word of Jaysus. Hallelujah brothers and sisters, hallelujah.

I wanna speak to you brothers and sisters about the Jew. The Jew did fake the holohoax. Now you might hear your high falutin' reason and logic from so called historians and scientists and the people who were there, but we know it didn't happen. We got the good ol' National Socialist press, Lord praise 'em, tellin' us it ain't so. And I know a delousing chamber is identical in every single way to a homicidal gas chamber and no “reason” or “facts” can convince me otherwise.

We don't know how them Jews done hoaxed it, but we know Satan and his power. Satan did cast a veil over the eyes of the righteous and made it all fake and did send his imps with the folly of their "logic" and "reason" and "historical methodology" to deceive and confuse the the children of earth.

And the good Lord did speak to the National Socialist defenders of our national culture in all it's Anglo-Saxon goodness and he did tell them of Satan's deeds and of how the goddam reds are polluting our minds with critical theory. And how a careful reading of Adorno reveals he wants YOUR children to be Godless, binge-drinking, drug crazed homosexuals, corrupted by pop music and multiculturalism. Until all children of Jaysus unite for the good of the volk and overthrow the merciless power of the Jew and his cultural degeneracy, then society as we know it is doomed to a living hell of first person shooters invented by Marxists and school children visiting Auschwitz.

Now I ain't no Nazi

True enough, the Nazis fought the menace of the Global Jewish Conspiracy and taught Jews a lesson in knowing their place.

They understood the importance of national culture and the dread menace of multiculturalism

They understood the corruption and degeneracy of unwholesome popular music

They understood the dangers of being soft on commies (who are everywhere)

They understood the dangers of touchy-feely Jewish psychology

The understood the dangers of wishy-washy political correctness telling people they can't say what they damn well like about minority groups

The understood the need for a strong Christian culture, at least insofar as it suited their purposes

I ain't no Nazi, they just had a lot of good points

And remember this, brothers and sisters, and remember it well

If the Holocaust had added to real remorse, understanding, peace and love in the world I WOULD NOT HAVE A SINGLE WORD TO SAY AGAINST IT, even if I thought some part of the legend was not quite right. It’s influence would be benign.

That's right brothers and sisters. Because I don't like what I perceive the Holocaust has come to stand for, then it did not goddam happen and no-one can convince me otherwise. Such is wisdom, oh sweet Jaysus, oh my Lord

Brothers and sisters, the Holocaust is a religion. A religion of Satan. I am hear to spread the word of the new religion, the new Gospel, the new covenant with God. That religion is that Jews are responsible for everything. Jews faked the holohoax. I don't need to know how, where all those Jews went nor even know why I say the things I do. This is about faith, brothers and sisters, faith in the battle against the Jew and his master who is Satan, oh my Lord protect us.

I am no anti-semite.

All I'm saying to all the good Jews is that I care about them more than anyone, ever. And it is with the love and compassion of the lamb of God that I tenderly blame Jews for everything bad happening everywhere in the world because of the machinations of Satanic Jews that control everything. All evil in the world comes from Israel - I am not concerned about places like Africa or Central America because they don't have too many Jews in them. Anything bad that happens there will be because of Satanic Jews anyway.

The real anti-semites are the ones who don't blame Jews for everything as they are allowing Satan to manifest his power over them which he won't be able to do if we point out to them how evil they are.

And Satan's minions prevent us from questioning the holohoax at all. Obviously not in the country I live in, but it makes me feel like a real rebel when I say it. I am not concerned with countries that ban denial of communist crimes or even other genocides as it doesn't fit my religion to claim there must be something to hide as far as that's concerned. Indeed, banning denial of Nazi atrocities can only ever be about Jews and have nothing to do with anyone like Gypsies who I routinely ignore because my faith tells me it is so. It is all about Jews, and so shall it always be. Thus spaketh the Lord, glory to His name.

Should the Lord desire it, I would surely start a Holocaust truth movement to expose this immense evil of such monumental importance. But the Lord spoke to me through a small privet hedge that smoldered a bit and told me I couldn't be bothered and should insist it becomes part of the 911 truth movement instead. All praises be.

I say the Holocaust is a religion. I do not care about “history books” written by people who have no interest in mythologising it. I want to dispense with all false religions and for you all to embrace the true religion. And that is that Satanic Jews control the world and everyone should believe that and not worry about such pointless distractions about how things actually happen in the real world outside my imagination.

I want you now to raise your eyes to heaven and lift your voices in praise

Hallelujah!"

BANK Holiday Blue Monday, by New World Order

You say it's raining but you're pissing down my back.

Of course, they all only say this stuff because they're idiots that like the sound of their own voices. None of it means anything and none of it has any significance, especially when they keep repeating it over and over. Thankfully, otherwise we'd all be fucked.

U-SUK UNITY FLAG of Greater Britain and Better America

Hot on the heels of Independence Day -- the day the Americans in Britain that are here to recolonise the country celebrate revolting against the evil British Oppressors they're now colonising culturally -- The Sun gees up a bit of good old fashioned British nationalism, just like the jingoism of yesteryear:

The Sun has made a variety of Union Jack desktop wallpapers available in various sizes from the whopping, eye-wateringly huge 1280 x 1024 RED WHITE and BLUE pixels of middle-class 'read it for the tits and sport' PC owners all the way down to the IMPOVERISHED™ UNDERCLASS™ CHAV™ SCUMBAGS™ who found their PCs in a skip, and power it from a lamp post, 540 x 405.

Bjork says: MAKE YOUR OWN FLAG

So that's what the Conspiraloon Alliance did! After many thousands of years of intensive research, the Conspiraloon Alliance are proud to present 100% TRUE and HISTORICALLY™ ACCURATE™ UNITY™ FLAG OF GREATER™ BRITAIN™ AND BETTER™ AMERICA™, known more formally by its official name of The New International Flag of the United Mistakes of Britain and America™, as supported by Rupert Murdoch's Red, White and Blue 'News' International media worldwide.

FLY THE NEW
BRITISH & AMERICAN UNITY FLAG
FOR UNITY™, WAR™, UNITY™, WAR™, AND UNITY™

If you're watching the news in your locality and your Technicolor screen is displaying predominantly three colours - RED™, WHITE™ and BLUE - this flag is for you too.

Sky Red, White and Blue News

CNN Red, White and Blue News

ITV Red, White and Blue News (R.I.P.)

BBC Red, White and Blue News

[DECLARE™ INDEPENDENCE™]
[DON'T LET THEM DO THAT TO YOU]

A Clockwork Orange movie review - Conspiracy Lite version

Ockham's Hammer

We are under attack!! The terrifying force unleashed against us emanates from the ruthless 'Fey Documentary' movement.
They have infiltrated our sources of light entertainment and subverted the benign media format of michael barrymore's 'Kids Say the Funniest Things'.
Through the demonic powers of irony and ambiguity, they have perverted this benevolent quest for human understanding, into a cold blooded humiliation of the weak and misguided!!
Their cruel battle cry 'We get paid for this shit' rings in subliminal messages throughout the rest of their s - h - a - t - t - e - r - e - d victim's lives.
I, myself, was obliquely attacked with the charge of anti-semitism, when pointing out an alien amongst us.
I am quite happy to use the methods of our hated mainstream media-masters to make my case!!
Who else but an alien creature could say these things??!!:

"Both the left and the radical Islamists have put aside their differences because they recognise the value of using each other in pursuit of their common objective, the destruction of western society."
" It’s currently open season in Britain on Israel and the Jews."
"With so many in the intelligentsia and the media deeply hostile and ignorant, Israel has been successfully demonised and delegitimised in Britain on the basis of lies and libels, a treatment afforded to no other nation."
"But it is also a tragedy for Britain, because its failure to grasp that Israel’s fight is the west’s own fight, that Israel is not in a separate box labelled ‘land dispute’ but is in the same box that the west is in which is labelled ‘jihad against the free world’"
"Britain after all is the American cultural mother-ship; it is where the concepts of liberty, democracy and the rule of law were first developed. If Britain turns out all its cultural lights, the resulting gloom will envelop America and the whole of the free world. "

The hapless crone is obviously transported from a parallel universe where everything is the opposite of how it is here, where there is a 'left', and it is feared for its power. This explains her extreme paranoia.

As further proof, I offer this exquisite diagram:This may or not exist but conclusively reveals the alien's londonistani nerve centre.

We children of the de-enlightenment are often accused of using occam's razor, thought up by some old geezer who wasn't even on the internet!!
He said that you should not "multiply entities unnecessarily"
We say: get with it, grandad!!
It's Hammer Time!!
Ockham's Hammer says:
If it is clearly not human - it's an ALIEN.

No™ Buildings™ Theory™'s Little Brother, No™ Planes™ Theory™

Pictured left (over there <---) The SUPER POWERED SPACE BEAMS used to demolish the twin towers on 9th November 2001 from SPACE, cleverly hidden on the day by the alien human lizard hybrids' careful manipulation of the New York sky's properties to ensure it was rendered as BLUE on the day of the attack to cover up WHAT REALLY HAPPENED. The beams were DEFINITELY fired by a passing Vogon DESTRUCTOR ship on their way to undertake more genetic manipulation of the human species many thousands of years ago in the quest for MONATOMIC GOLD that looks like this

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Video fakery par excellence. How much more complicit could the media be? None more, none more complicit. Thanks to soulshoes for bringing this to the attention of the Conspiraloon™ Alliance.

SEPTEMBER CLUES part1

SEPTEMBER CLUES part2

SEPTEMBER CLUES part3

SEPTEMBER CLUES part4

SEPTEMBER CLUES part5

The Zionist Role in 9/11

It is time the Conspiraloon™ Alliance addressed the very serious issue of the ZIONIST role in 9/11.

What many non Conspiraloons™ fail to grasp is the FACT™ that ZIONISM exists outside of time and s p a c e and is therefore to able exercise it's EVIL!! influence on ALL!! of human history in the PAST, PRESENT and FUTURE!!

A fellow TRUTH SEEKER has put together a quality piece of anti-reptilian infotainment in an attempt to wake people up to the TRUTH™. Please note the extensive and skillful use of THROBBING, fluorescent, mutli-coloured fonting that puts all lesser efforts to shame...



There are also a couple of shots of some bloke holding a BLUE PILL and a RED PILL. FUCK ME!! I wish I'd thought of that

Enjoy...

Style Guide Redux

The world wide internet has given us the tools to deliver the truth with an eye-watering impact that previous generations could only dream of:
A rainbow of truthful colours
Fonts both great and small
text that blinks with the same urgency as your message
images liberated almost entirely from meaning:









And of course the sacred sign of the double exclamation!!
Use them all, while you still can!!
Remember, careful with those facts, they always get in the way of the truth
An eagle eyed commentor NOTICED that the beast already employs some of these mad skillz.......................for evil!!
Don't believe me?
Take the Red Top Pill!! Now!!