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Move over Max Kaiser, there's a new kid on the block.
As credible sounding as this man is, caution is recommended.
Three days of intensive research by the hive mind at Conspiraloon Twin Towers has found no evidence of any attempts by this man to sell water purifiers, post-apocalyptic survival contingency systems, nor even an infallible legal defense that works only inside your own mind.
He also seems to have made no references to aliens, Jews, lizards, shape-shifters, Elvis, or messiahs, which immediately casts further doubt on the true nature of the man and his intent.
In fact we have been unable to locate any form of sugary-syrupy tripe to smooth the path of the bitter pill he gives you for free.
This indicates satanic Jewish Marxist intent, as stated in the King of the John Hill of Frank Herbert's Dune Which Did Feature Sting in the Movie version of the official BIBLE :
Kevin 7:7 Bewareth he that seek not to profit from thy knowing, lest ye contribute nothing to the divine act of the upwards circulation of metal'd yellow He did proclaim as gold.
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Andrew 9:11 Bewareth he that conjureth not up the daemon Jew, lest ye become poisoned by real truths that shall not be true from your position of the opposite of love. He, The King, ELVIS, doth live in eternity, or he would have done had not the Jew done kill'd him.
