Mainstream Conspiraloons #322

Let's Play "WALLSTREET BAILOUT", Rep(tile?) Marcy Kaptur

Messages from the Messiah #1

The first in an occasional series of Messages™ from™ the™ Messiah™, featuring the Qabbalic wisdom of Messiah #1™ (of two), David Shayler Righteous Chav, the last living incarnate of the Jeshua Consciousness™ (except for the other one who hasn't appeared yet and Dodgy Dave's not tellin').

And on the 77th day, after 70 days of 7 hour trips in to the wilderness, The Messiah™ didst consulteth his one good all-seeing eye and report back to his disciples.


More of the messiah on Shayler TV™, the YouTube channel that beats God TV hands down. On God TV they can only profess to talk about the messiah and inspire countless unanswered prayers.
On Shayler TV, The Messiah™ talks directly to YOU.



Word in the Conspiraloon™ nuclear bunker is that God TV will be beating a hasty path to the posh country garden based teepee door of The Messiah™ and signing him up for a primetime show. Plans include a slot in which The Messiah™ will conduct daily interviews with other far more popular cartoon characters from TV, radio and newspaper-land, including Tania Head, the 9/11 survivor™ and heroine™ and President of a Survivor Group™ who turned out to be as fake as the event she was lying and faking and mooing and moaning about. Shit sells and people are buying.

Conspiraloon Tip4God TV
Now would be a good time to approach The Messiah™, it's mushroom season.

Hardened Conspiraloons™ will note that The Messiah™'s videos are cleverly labelled 911™ and 77™ in order to create the illusion that if Ex™ (ha ha!) intelligence operatives who lend their 'support' to fledgling, populist, political movements, speak out about events like 911, and then go on to pretend to be a Fucking Lunatic™ then anyone else who thinks that governments and intelligence services are a bunch of self-serving murderous fucks whose murderous intentions know no bounds must also be a Fucking Nutcase™.

Or maybe it's just a simple case of another The Father living his life vicariously through his son?

Just Doing His Job

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"A Soviet born, KGB trained subverter tells about the four stages of communist takeovers. This video is a condensation of the original interview which lasted 1:20. For a more complete version, Google the video 'Soviet Deception: Demoralization of the West'..."



Fortunately for Humanity, only MARXIST-LENINIST Russians do this sort of thing

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Checker Chariots of the Gods, the 9/11 Pyllarmids AND the 9/11 Stargate Ritual

Remember this?

Just like Jiminy Cricket, there's more Synchromysticism (the art of realizing meaningful coincidence in the seemingly mundane with mystical or esoteric significance) and it's right here.

Includes the world famous line, "And now things get a little weird" when there's still 5m50s to go. Nearly six minutes of things classified as a "a little weird". Now with added use of the world Conspiraloon™!