No Guarantees

Military Intelligence warns us that the mysterious Al Qaeda has thought up yet another way to fulfil its avowed mission to stop global warming by the reckless use of human flight!
One we have no defence against!!

This is what you will not see coming

By ruthlessly placing bombs inside their own bodies (probably in some high technology cave) they can outwit the very latest in modern intrusion technology.
The scanner manufacturers deeply regret this, but what do you expect for the money?
Still, they're slightly more effective than the empty boxes british industry has been flogging to areas where there is a more immediate threat

Fearmonger General

Mr Chambers, from Doncaster, faces prosecution for conspiracy to create a bomb hoax and is also banned from Robin Hood Airport for life.

He has been released on bail but detectives confiscated his iPhone, laptop and home computer.

It's hard not to be reminded of a couple of other recent hoaxsters:

This authoritarian skirt chaser took a little time out to put the wind up an already terrified nation back in February 2003.
and Radovan Karadzic's old drinking buddy had a go in August 2006, just as there was some speculation he might try to succeed sanctimonious murderer Anthony Blair as Labour leader.

Both these lads got off scot free, but as the terrorist threat has been dramatically increasing since then, Mr Chambers might not be so lucky....