One to watch

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Orange Flavor Bang

At last, the most unimaginably carnagerous plot of all time, comes to trial. As the methods supposed to be employed were, frankly, impossible; you have to wonder how they're going to fill up eight fucking months over this bullshit. A preposterous stunt to promote one of the monsters that have crawled from the sewer of Lanarkshire politics, has finally fetched up in court to chill and thrill the nation.
Excellent background work has been done by the Winter Patriot , especially on the charmed life of the 'mastermind' Rashid Rauf. A man who our government didn't seem terribly worried about not getting back.
Clearly, he's no Andrei Lugovoi.
The guardian reports the prosecutor saying:

The Tang would help in creating the explosion!! Wright said.

"When Tang, which is an energetic compound, because of the material from which it is made ... is combined ... it is capable of creating an energetic mixture that can be detonated!!

This document gives an insight into the this tangy, bangy terror drink:

2 tspns 90 calories

The prosecution reading of the terror notes suggest using:

one teaspoon Tang!!

Adding a full 45 calories to this cocktail of death!!