Official Press Release from the Conspiraloon™ Alliance

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It is with a heavy heart that we at the Conspiraloon™ Alliance feel the need to issue a public announcement distancing ourselves from recent statements made by honorary Alliance member Mohamed Al-Fayed


Whilst giving evidence at London's Royal Courts of Justice at the inquest into the death of his son Dodi and Diana, Princess of Wales, Mr Al-Fayed made a series of allegations identifying a number of senior public figures; including Prince Philip and former Prime Minister Tony Blair, as being murdering Nazi scum involved in a gigantic Establishment conspiracy. Outside the court, Mr Al Fayed did not halt his invective. Asked by the BBC's royal correspondent Peter Hunt whether he was lying, the Harrods owner shot back: "You work for MI6, you idiot!”

Mr Al-Fayed, stricken by grief at the loss of his son, has clearly boarded the last train to Funkytown and is no longer able to distinguish between fact and fantasy

BBC royal correspondents work for MI5 NOT MI6

We wish Mr Al-Fayed a speedy recovery and the swift return of all his faculties

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The Untouchables - The Conspira™ Version

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Time for some Classic Retro-Loonery™...

and I'm not talking about bell-bottoms

...not today anyway

• Do you want to learn about COMMUNIST BANKERS?

Of course you do

• Would you like to see some PYRAMIDS?

Who wouldn't

• Do you want to hear about the origins of the FEDERAL RESERVE for the umpteenth time?

It never gets old

• Do you crave 1960's US cop show style narration?

The New World Order stops here...

Well, it would certainly make a change


Then you need to see 'The Capitalist Conspiracy'





...made by a bloke with 'Griffin' in his name so you know it's just got to be True!!™

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