Showing posts with label How deep is your manhole? Follow the white spaceship. Show all posts
Showing posts with label How deep is your manhole? Follow the white spaceship. Show all posts

Wednesday, 24 October 2007

Manhole covers manufactured on Mars

Sure the title of this post might sound a little far fetched, but the Conspiraloon™ Alliance™ Ministry™ of Truthiness™ brings you the PROOFINESS™!!!*

Photo
clearly
shows Martian
and the space-age
(it would have to be)
ship it arrived in as
even the
Chinese can only fly
around the moon
taking
pictures
nearly
40 years after merkins
landed, walked about
and
stuck a flag in it.
The
martian
appears
distressed

having just been
pronounced
to be both
a SHILL™ and
STUPID™ by
David
Shayler Righteous Chav,
(and
he
should
know best)
the last living incarnation of
the Jeshua consciousness (apart, of
course, from the other Messiah that David
wants everyone to hang around for in case no one
buys
his
shit
story
before
christmas).


* !!! tHE uSE oF aT lEAST tHREE eXPLANATION mARKS pROVES™ tHE pROOFINESS™ oF tHE PROOF™!!! pURPLE is aLSO a good indicator and about 77.911% reliable in temperatures too low to melt steel but high enough to turn it molten and keep it that way for weeks. Three eXPLANATION marks also makes anything in close proximity a mathematically calculated 2 trillion times more true than anything you're likely to read in a magazine built entirely out of whiteness, blackness and the colours Cyan Magenta Yellow and Blue!!!