We'll keep on fighting - and we'll win!
Conspiraloon™ Conspiracy Theorist Characteristics:
Arrogance, relentlessness, inability to answer questions, fondness for certain stock phrases, inability to employ or understand Occam's Razor, inability to tell good evidence from bad, inability to withdraw, leaping to conclusions, using previous conspiracies as evidence to support their claims, and, it's always a conspiracy.Maybe, but not here, because ten-foot, alien, shape-shifting, blood-drinking, lizard types are everywhere and running the world. No, really, they are! THEY ARE!
We'll keep on fighting - and we'll win!
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Mirror mirror on the wall, who's the Truthiest of them all?
It's a heavyweight bout between Max and Alex
Jones won his previous challenge with a knock-out assertion that but Max has got some special moves of his own
Place your bets and scroll forward 4 minutes in to see which of the these two Infowarriors is going to leave his opponent speechless...
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Stef
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18:38
Truthiness™ Tags™: dumb and dumber - the 21st century dialectic, Shillebrity Deathmatch
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We can beat this - TOGETHER!
Mayan End Time: 21/12/2012
Please be patient
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Michael Travesser End Time: 15/12/2007
This prediction has been demoted, as the Alliance High Council has deemed it damaging to our hard won credibility.
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16 comments:
"Alex in Wonderland"?
"Alex is in Wonderland" is more accurate.
Leaving plenty of room for the sequel, "And always was".
Heads we win, tails they lose.
someone's been on the Special K. again
HOW DARE YOU?!
Special K
Is this the circle jerk club?
No, that's in the other room, between the shower and the nursery
Shit.
I'll have to seek my light somewhere else.
have you considered looking here?
have you considered looking here?
I had a look but they don't have any articles on crop circles or elvis. We all know seven seven was done by lizards from the moon and beyond and only a new jesus (but more like hitler) can save us now.
Your site would be really good if you had more info about buying vegetables from Waitrose according to the Long Calendar of the Mayan Calendric System.
Alan Says:
'For top quality yields when planting by the Moon I recommend a good head torch and werewolf-resistant underwear'
'If planning to grow vegetables using the Mayan long-count calendar I suggest starting the 2012 season as early as possible by sowing into cloches and sacrificing your first born to the reptilian fertility god Chac. All praises be to his scaly power'
Dear Max Keiser,
You're a cunt
Sincerely,
Mordechai
WHY DO YOU THINK THE POPE WEARS RED SHOES??
because he's a good dancer?
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