Idiot joins legal organisation, does nothing, then leaves legal organisation

Forget about faking phone-ins, mocking our monarch and cynically renaming cats! This,brothers and sisters, is what we pay our colour television license for:

Intro: 'Hello, I'm Jeremy Vine and I'm a cunt, presenting a programme about some Cambridge prick, for wankers who swallow all this shit about muslims taking over Denmark UK THE WORLD. Enjoy!'*

Part One: Idiot radicalised by colour television.



Part Two: Scary Foreigners speaking foreign languages, idiot does nothing


Part Three: Idiot de-radicalised by colour television.


*first draft of shooting script, not included in broadcast edit