Lemon entry, my Dear Watson

In spite of the Conspiraloon Alliance's best efforts, the toll taken by Sudden Adult Death Sydrome continues to mount. In an innovative, out of the box investigation of the case of recent SADS victim Gareth Williams, Winter Patriot is channeling the long dead spirit of Sherlock Holmes in the elusive quest for a cure for SADS...

Sherlock Holmes And The Alderney Street Mystery

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Latest SADS update - Smiley Culture

This man was lucky to escape with only a broken arm...


Others have been not so fortunate in their attempts to synthesise Satan's Brew in their kitchen using common household ingredients...

Would you like to know more?

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An important message from Randy Quaid

First they came for the Neo Nazis...

Jörg Haider: Banken Mafia...



"...what we need is the protection before these ruinous (financial) products. Because the banks are a single gigantic maffia, which has poisoned the whole world with these products. By transporting all that, so to say, out from America, and today nobody want to be responsible.

The whole thing will be delivered onto the little man, because he will loose jobs, he will lose also income"

SADS Update!!

FBI AGENT: 'BONO WAS CLUBBED TO DEATH'

Dream on...

Tragic rocker SONNY BONO was clubbed to death by hired hitmen, according to a stunning new tabloid expose. An investigator who has been researching Bono's 1998 fatal skiing accident for the past decade claims top officials linked to an international drug and weapons ring feared the singer-turned-politician was about to expose their criminal acts - and so they had him killed on the slopes. Cher's ex-husband Bono's death was listed as a "skiing accident" with family and friends satisfied he died after colliding with a tree on the piste in Nevada in January 1998. But former FBI agent Ted Gunderson tells America's Globe that there's more to the tragedy than meets the eye, after studying the autopsy reports and other evidence. He says, "It's nonsense for anyone to now try to suggest that Bono died after crashing into a tree.

Not Sonny's last big hit after all?

There's zero evidence in this autopsy report... to show such an accident happened. Instead, there's powerful proof he (Bono) was assassinated. "This was an evil plot that was carried out to almost perfection by ruthless assassins." Gunderson tells the Globe Bono, an experienced skiier, was ambushed on the slopes by hired hitmen, who beat him to death and then staged a tree collision. The retired FBI agent is now calling for the authorities to dig up Bono's remains and open a homicide investigation. Gunderson's efforts have been backed by top forensics experts, who fear Nevada authorities were too quick to mark the tragedy as a skiing accident, and investigator Bob Fletcher, who has confessed he sent evidence of a 10-year study that linked top U.S. government officials to arms and weapons dealers to Bono less than a month before his death. Fletcher says, "He was going to make it his number one priority... There's no doubt in my mind Sony was murdered by someone who needed him silenced."

Who could have wanted Sonny Bono silenced?

If the star of Escape to Athena can succumb to Sudden Adult Death Syndrome then, truly, NO-ONE IS SAFE!!

Escape to Athena - It fucking smokes! but not quite in the same way as Starship Troopers ... no, not at all...

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Sudden Adult Death Syndrome

In our first ever public health campaign, we seek to highlight the unexplained and deadly curse that stalks our world - and has left our greatest scienticians baffled!


Sudden Adult Death Syndrome

Ex Bundestag representative Jürgen Möllemann demonstrating the correct procedure for sky diving without a functioning parachute

Please alert us to possible sightings in the comments section below and help eradicate this menace

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ONCE AND FOR ALL!!

The Apollo 1 Space Capsule (caution, flammable) as piloted by the late Gus Grissom
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