Two random, unconnected stories from the Looniverse

1. The Mysterious Connection Between Sirius and Human History

A fascinating new piece from the Vigilant Citizen on the role of Sirius and Blue Fairies in human affairs, including this illuminating analysis...

'In Disney’s Pinocchio, based on a story written by Freemason Carlo Collodi, Gepetto prays to the brightest star in the sky to have a “real boy”. The Blue Fairy (her color is a reference to Sirius’ light-blue glow) then descends from the heavens to give life to Pinocchio. Throughout the marionette’s quest to become a boy (an allegory for esoteric initiation), the Blue Fairy guides Pinocchio towards the “right path”. Sirius is therefore represented as a source of life, a guide and a teacher'

2. Some picture, borrowed from someone else's website, which shows people who've just attended a court case which just happened to coincide with the conclusion of the 7/7 Inquest...

'The Last Baby-Sitter on Earth 2011' quarter finals reach their thrilling climax

(presumably Michele Renouf was otherwise engaged as she usually likes this sort of thing)

Warning! Any failure to embrace the teachings of the One True Messiah doing an impression of the Blue Fairy and/or the Israeli flag in the centre of this photo will immediately result in you being outed as the Zionist 7/7 Disinformation Artist you undoubtedly are

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Messiah Movie News - Neo to play Klaatu!!

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Yes, it's true fellow Messianic Movie fans - The One is going to play One of the Other Ones in a remake of The Day the Earth Stood Still

"I know Kung-Fu!"

Yes, it's all coming together as all Messiah figures, however lame and Californian, are gradually combined into one MegaMessiah™ in time for 2012

an artist's impression of what Japan might look like towards the end of 2012

Home-grown Essex-based Messiah and Once and Future King of England, Muad'dib is reported to be 'fucking gutted' at the news that he didn't land the part
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