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It's a baseball cap. It's a tinfoil hat. It's a baseball cap AND a tinfoil hat to protect your fragile mind. Now with added, adjustable, patented foil-wrapped ear-defenders™.

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Conclusive PROOF!!™ that RV is NOT bollocks!!

Conspiracy? The CIA and the Nazis and Iraqi 'Translators'

History Channel Conspiraloonacy Extreme Version. Includes REAL™ TRUE™ FACTS™.

Of course, this sort of thing wouldn't happen today, right under our noses. No, siree. Oppose the illegal invasion of Iraq by the coalition of the killing, then support the war criminals that helped kill over a million of their countryfolk.

It's logic, Jim, but not as we know it.

John Pilger: The NonConspiroWorld™ Conspiraloon™

Arrogance, relentlessness, inability to answer questions, fondness for certain stock phrases, inability to employ or understand Occam's Razor, inability to tell good evidence from bad, inability to withdraw, leaping to conclusions, using previous conspiracies as evidence to support their claims, and, it's always a conspiracy.

Pilger's new documentary, The War on Democracy, has all of this, and more!

But remember, this sort of Conspiraloonery™ only happens in non-English speaking countries.