The Full English vs The Full Muslim

As our brave lads on the Solent have pointed out:

"Whilst it is almost impossible to say with any certainty what a terrorist might look like, an individual’s activity or behaviour can become suspicious in the context of the location they are in. "

The latest terror trial has already given us vital pointers to these wily characters. You can be fairly sure you're dealing with one if they meet these scientific benchmarks:

• Assumed name: Treat with caution anyone who introduces themselves as 'Osama bin London' as they may not be all they seem
• Menacing behaviour: If they make veiled threats such as 'I've got a bomb and I'm going to blow you all up', you might well have one of these radical rascals on your hands.
• Bad company: Often surrounded by shady characters, 'Mr Hamid's home was bugged by the security services and an undercover police officer penetrated the group's activities'
• Inexplicable activity: Watch out for bizarre child like behaviour '...seen to adopt positions from which they fired imaginary weapons and pretended to remove the pin from grenades before throwing them...'
• Strange Diet: The real giveaway is cultural. If they talk about this:
  

When you're talking about this:

"not even a breakfast for me"

It is almost certain something's not quite right.

I feel, in my very marrow, that further vital information is to be gleaned from these proceedings. We are gaining an insight into a terrifying world but, as they say at the end of crimewatch:

"You are far more likely to be sexually molested by someone known to you, than a victim of terror."

Keep your eyes peeled, brothers and sisters!!