Julian Assange is gorgeous

Oh yes, oh yes he is...


Back, and to the left...


Back, and to the left...

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Could Uncle Tom be the New One True Messiah™?!!

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"So, Scientology, you may have won THIS battle, but the million-year war for earth has just begun! Temporarily anozinizing [sic] our episode will NOT stop us from keeping Thetans forever trapped in your pitiful man-bodies. Curses and drat! You have obstructed us for now, but your feeble bid to save humanity will fail! Hail Xenu!!!"

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Messiah Movie News - Neo to play Klaatu!!

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Yes, it's true fellow Messianic Movie fans - The One is going to play One of the Other Ones in a remake of The Day the Earth Stood Still

"I know Kung-Fu!"

Yes, it's all coming together as all Messiah figures, however lame and Californian, are gradually combined into one MegaMessiah™ in time for 2012

an artist's impression of what Japan might look like towards the end of 2012

Home-grown Essex-based Messiah and Once and Future King of England, Muad'dib is reported to be 'fucking gutted' at the news that he didn't land the part
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