Official Press Release from the Conspiraloon™ Alliance

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It is with a heavy heart that we at the Conspiraloon™ Alliance feel the need to issue a public announcement distancing ourselves from recent statements made by honorary Alliance member Mohamed Al-Fayed


Whilst giving evidence at London's Royal Courts of Justice at the inquest into the death of his son Dodi and Diana, Princess of Wales, Mr Al-Fayed made a series of allegations identifying a number of senior public figures; including Prince Philip and former Prime Minister Tony Blair, as being murdering Nazi scum involved in a gigantic Establishment conspiracy. Outside the court, Mr Al Fayed did not halt his invective. Asked by the BBC's royal correspondent Peter Hunt whether he was lying, the Harrods owner shot back: "You work for MI6, you idiot!”

Mr Al-Fayed, stricken by grief at the loss of his son, has clearly boarded the last train to Funkytown and is no longer able to distinguish between fact and fantasy

BBC royal correspondents work for MI5 NOT MI6

We wish Mr Al-Fayed a speedy recovery and the swift return of all his faculties

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The Truth™ that dare not speak its name

Great news, brothers and sisters!
The hated mainstream media has begun to sing our song, eat our words and steal our clothes!!
Example given:

Curb the greedy global financiers!!*

Good Will Hutton has penned a piece that will gladden the heart of conspiracy connoisseurs everywhere. He points out that:

Globalisation, it is now clear, is run in the interests of a global financial class which has Western governments in its thrall!!*

more:

The rules of the game are set up solely to benefit the financiers whether in London, New York or Hong Kong!!!*

furthermore:

It is as though Europe and America had announced an amnesty to the world's criminal gangs after they had gone on a killing spree because they feared the killing would get worse !!!!*

and even furthermore:

We need a party which will speak for an interest other than self-interested, amoral plutocrats. None exists.!!!!!!!!!*

Make no mistake, this is loontalk in all but name.

The talk of shadowy groups, elite criminality and the immiseration of the many may be no news to us....
....Yet shows our great movement is fast gaining traction in the 'soi disant' 'real world', becoming an inspirational juggernaut of undeniable, crushing fact!!
It shows that if we keep on fighting, we will win!!

*emphasis added