Could Uncle Tom be the New One True Messiah™?!!

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"So, Scientology, you may have won THIS battle, but the million-year war for earth has just begun! Temporarily anozinizing [sic] our episode will NOT stop us from keeping Thetans forever trapped in your pitiful man-bodies. Curses and drat! You have obstructed us for now, but your feeble bid to save humanity will fail! Hail Xenu!!!"

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U-SUK UNITY FLAG of Greater Britain and Better America

Hot on the heels of Independence Day -- the day the Americans in Britain that are here to recolonise the country celebrate revolting against the evil British Oppressors they're now colonising culturally -- The Sun gees up a bit of good old fashioned British nationalism, just like the jingoism of yesteryear:

The Sun has made a variety of Union Jack desktop wallpapers available in various sizes from the whopping, eye-wateringly huge 1280 x 1024 RED WHITE and BLUE pixels of middle-class 'read it for the tits and sport' PC owners all the way down to the IMPOVERISHED™ UNDERCLASS™ CHAV™ SCUMBAGS™ who found their PCs in a skip, and power it from a lamp post, 540 x 405.

Bjork says: MAKE YOUR OWN FLAG

So that's what the Conspiraloon Alliance did! After many thousands of years of intensive research, the Conspiraloon Alliance are proud to present 100% TRUE and HISTORICALLY™ ACCURATE™ UNITY™ FLAG OF GREATER™ BRITAIN™ AND BETTER™ AMERICA™, known more formally by its official name of The New International Flag of the United Mistakes of Britain and America™, as supported by Rupert Murdoch's Red, White and Blue 'News' International media worldwide.

FLY THE NEW
BRITISH & AMERICAN UNITY FLAG
FOR UNITY™, WAR™, UNITY™, WAR™, AND UNITY™

If you're watching the news in your locality and your Technicolor screen is displaying predominantly three colours - RED™, WHITE™ and BLUE - this flag is for you too.

Sky Red, White and Blue News

CNN Red, White and Blue News

ITV Red, White and Blue News (R.I.P.)

BBC Red, White and Blue News

[DECLARE™ INDEPENDENCE™]
[DON'T LET THEM DO THAT TO YOU]

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