Showing posts with label amerika. Show all posts
Showing posts with label amerika. Show all posts

Wednesday, 25 July 2007

The scoup on the fascist Whitehouse coup

Those dedicated and unrepentant Conspiraloons at the good old State Broadcasting Corporation have done themselves proud with some Conspiraloonery of the highest order.

BBC RADIO 4 - DOCUMENT
The award-winning investigative series returns, in which Mike Thomson takes a document as a starting-point to shed new light on past events.

Latest: The Whitehouse coup


THE WHITEHOUSE BEHIND BARS
food and water supplies cut by Al Gore's new
restorative justice programme:
Starve and Impoverish the Ruling Classes (SIRC)


Document uncovers details of a planned coup in 1933 by right-wing American businessmen aimed at toppling President Franklin D Roosevelt with the help of half-a-million war veterans.
The coup -- the attempt that's known about -- failed and half-a-million war veterans got fuck all in the way of pensions.

Listen to this Conspiraloonery of the highest order here.

Luckily, as with the entire continent of South America, and North America, just about every country in Europe and a few others for good measure (add your own favourites in the comments) this sort of right-wing evil doesn't happen any more and the nasty right-wing businessmen types have all had spiritual awakenings and gone off to work in advertising and marketing after repenting live on all terrestrial, digital and satellite TV and radio stations for 33 days straight. Even Iraq is free from evil businessmen looking for ever more profit now that it's been liberated by Halliburton America Carlyle Inc. and blessed with good old, god-fearing, red, white and blue FREEDOM and DEMOCRACY in the form of a FREE AMERIKKKAN military base in every back yard.

What the BBC shills and liars don't tell you in their exclusive Conspiraloonery, in a clever reversal of the TRUE FACTS, is that 'businessmen' and 'fascists' is just a shill cover for alien-human hybrid lizard shapeshifters.

Or maybe it's the other way round, I can never remember....

Thursday, 5 July 2007

U-SUK UNITY FLAG of Greater Britain and Better America

Hot on the heels of Independence Day -- the day the Americans in Britain that are here to recolonise the country celebrate revolting against the evil British Oppressors they're now colonising culturally -- The Sun gees up a bit of good old fashioned British nationalism, just like the jingoism of yesteryear:


The Sun has made a variety of Union Jack desktop wallpapers available in various sizes from the whopping, eye-wateringly huge 1280 x 1024 RED WHITE and BLUE pixels of middle-class 'read it for the tits and sport' PC owners all the way down to the IMPOVERISHED™ UNDERCLASS™ CHAV™ SCUMBAGS™ who found their PCs in a skip, and power it from a lamp post, 540 x 405.

Bjork says: MAKE YOUR OWN FLAG


So that's what the Conspiraloon Alliance did! After many thousands of years of intensive research, the Conspiraloon Alliance are proud to present 100% TRUE and HISTORICALLY™ ACCURATE™ UNITY™ FLAG OF GREATER™ BRITAIN™ AND BETTER™ AMERICA™, known more formally by its official name of The New International Flag of the United Mistakes of Britain and America™, as supported by Rupert Murdoch's Red, White and Blue 'News' International media worldwide.

FLY THE NEW
BRITISH & AMERICAN UNITY FLAG
FOR UNITY
™, WAR™, UNITY™, WAR™, AND UNITY™

If you're watching the news in your locality and your Technicolor screen is displaying predominantly three colours - RED™, WHITE™ and BLUE - this flag is for you too.

Sky Red, White and Blue News


CNN Red, White and Blue News

ITV Red, White and Blue News (R.I.P.)

BBC Red, White and Blue News


[DECLARE™ INDEPENDENCE™]
[DON'T LET THEM DO THAT TO YOU]


Tuesday, 3 July 2007

Apollo was a HOAX!! German Dance Metal Mix - in ameriKKKan English


Sing along!
We're all living in Amerika
Amerika ist wunderbar
we're all living in Amerika
Amerika
Amerika

Do you want me?
(no I don't)
Do you need me?
(No I don't)
Dance with me I'm leading?
(No I can't)
Will you love me?
(No I won't)

This is not a love song

(No it's not)
I don't sing my mother tounge
(No I don't)
Afrika vor Santa Claus
Und vor Paris steht Mickey Maus

We're all living in Amerika
Amerika ist wunderbar
we're all living in Amerika
Amerika
Amerika

Will you do it?
(No I won't)
Should you do it?
(No I don't)
Could you do it?
(No I can't)
Will you please me?
(No I won't)

If you don't want me
(You'll get hurt)
If you don't need me
(You'll get hurt)
If you don't love me
(You'll get hurt)
Fuck you is the magic word

We're all living in Amerika
Amerika ist wunderbar
we're all living in Amerika
Amerika
Amerika

We're all living in Amerika
Coca Cola, Wonderbra
We're all living in Amerika
Amerika
Amerika

This is not a love song
No, this is not a love song

This is how we do it
You'll get hurt
Fuck you is the sweetest word

We're all living in Amerika
Amerika ist Wunderbar
we're all living in Amerika
Amerika
Amerika

We're all living in Amerika
Coca Cola, sometimes war
we're all living in Amerika
Amerika
Amerika

Sunday, 17 June 2007

No™ Buildings™ Theory™'s Little Brother, No™ Planes™ Theory™

Pictured left (over there <---) The SUPER POWERED SPACE BEAMS used to demolish the twin towers on 9th November 2001 from SPACE, cleverly hidden on the day by the alien human lizard hybrids' careful manipulation of the New York sky's properties to ensure it was rendered as BLUE on the day of the attack to cover up WHAT REALLY HAPPENED. The beams were DEFINITELY fired by a passing Vogon DESTRUCTOR ship on their way to undertake more genetic manipulation of the human species many thousands of years ago in the quest for MONATOMIC GOLD that looks like this

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Video fakery par excellence. How much more complicit could the media be? None more, none more complicit. Thanks to soulshoes for bringing this to the attention of the Conspiraloon™ Alliance.









Saturday, 16 June 2007

Something for the weekend, Conspiraloons™

"They must find it difficult...
Those who have taken authority as the truth,
rather than truth as the authority."
-Gerald Massey

Gods™, Christianity™, Masters™, Bankers Rule the World™, One World Government™, JFK™, 9/11™, Madrid 11/3™, London 7/7™ and the global population microchipping plan™ - Zeitgeist The Movie - it's got the lot, including George Carlin and Bill Hicks.



And not once does it mention Aliens™, Lizards™ or Shapeshifters™.

Slick.