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Messages from the Messiah #1

The first in an occasional series of Messages™ from™ the™ Messiah™, featuring the Qabbalic wisdom of Messiah #1™ (of two), David Shayler Righteous Chav, the last living incarnate of the Jeshua Consciousness™ (except for the other one who hasn't appeared yet and Dodgy Dave's not tellin').

And on the 77th day, after 70 days of 7 hour trips in to the wilderness, The Messiah™ didst consulteth his one good all-seeing eye and report back to his disciples.


More of the messiah on Shayler TV™, the YouTube channel that beats God TV hands down. On God TV they can only profess to talk about the messiah and inspire countless unanswered prayers.
On Shayler TV, The Messiah™ talks directly to YOU.



Word in the Conspiraloon™ nuclear bunker is that God TV will be beating a hasty path to the posh country garden based teepee door of The Messiah™ and signing him up for a primetime show. Plans include a slot in which The Messiah™ will conduct daily interviews with other far more popular cartoon characters from TV, radio and newspaper-land, including Tania Head, the 9/11 survivor™ and heroine™ and President of a Survivor Group™ who turned out to be as fake as the event she was lying and faking and mooing and moaning about. Shit sells and people are buying.

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Now would be a good time to approach The Messiah™, it's mushroom season.

Hardened Conspiraloons™ will note that The Messiah™'s videos are cleverly labelled 911™ and 77™ in order to create the illusion that if Ex™ (ha ha!) intelligence operatives who lend their 'support' to fledgling, populist, political movements, speak out about events like 911, and then go on to pretend to be a Fucking Lunatic™ then anyone else who thinks that governments and intelligence services are a bunch of self-serving murderous fucks whose murderous intentions know no bounds must also be a Fucking Nutcase™.

Or maybe it's just a simple case of another The Father living his life vicariously through his son?

The Messiah is to hold a press conference this week

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Did any fellow Loons catch this? I was, ahem, on 'holiday' at the time...

“I’m Brian and so is my wife”

The Messiah is to hold a press conference this week.

Date: Thursday 6 September 2007
Time: 14:00
Place: to be arranged

Journalists are asked to arrive with an open mind as this is a truth which they are in no position to determine and they may be risking their chances of eternal life. I will be discussing my journey of spiritual redemption, why I know in my heart I am the Messiah and the mission to teach humanity in the run-up to 2012.

This is all rather embarrassing for someone who was an atheist technocrat three years ago. And I am painfully aware how mad all this sounds.

There is however ancient evidence to show that the Messiah is phonetically called ‘David Shayler’. When added to recent signs which have appeared independently of me – including a Messianic Cross of Saturn, Mercury, Venus and the Sun in the skies on 7/7/7, the day I was proclaimed Messiah -- it has become inescapable that a higher power is indicating that I am the anointed or chosen one who has come to save humanity.

To any who might find this surprising, I point out that I have spent ten years standing up for truth, justice and human rights with little concern for my own life, liberty and livelihood.

To clarify the position: I am the last incarnation of the Holy Ghost (aka the Holy Spirit) or the Yeshua or Jesus Spirit (aka the Christ consciousness). As the Holy Spirit is God incarnate as essence, I am God incarnated as spirit and man. Many cultures have accepted that the gods incarnate as humans, including the Egyptians, the Greeks and the Romans. In the West, this knowledge has been preserved as the unwritten Qabalah, the real secret guarded over the centuries by groups like the Templars and the Rosicrucians.

Other incarnations have included Tutenkhamen, King Arthur, Mark Anthony, Leonardo da Vinci, Lawrence of Arabia and Astronges, a Hebrew shepherd and revolutionary leader crucified in Palestine in 1 BC. I am both a re-incarnation of King David and of his bloodline.

It is absolutely clear to me that the world is going to hell in a handcart. Few would dispute that humanity needs a Messiah to get it through these difficult times. Those who follow the real teachings of Jesus – unconditional love and absolute faith -- have nothing to fear from the New Universe.

David Michael Shayler
Hebrew for Beloved King (who) shuffles through the Other World
3 September 2007

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Even more Truth™Monkey-Messiah!!

This time on an interview on BBC radio 5 Live...



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One hour and twenty minutes of David Shayler!!

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And the TRUTH™ just keeps coming!!

911 and the British Broadcasting CONSPIRACY!!

courtesy of Conspiraloonery™ Central - Your NUMBER ONE!! source for web based anti-reptilian activism

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