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Friday, 21 December 2012
Wednesday, 30 July 2008
Are you READY for 2012??
This Junior Conspiranaut is 
A perfect opportunity to keep abreast of the latest in 2012 research and cutting edge thinking
...and then sit back and do about anything for the next four years
and remember
.
Thursday, 10 July 2008
David Davis for Freedom - The Revelation
The New Messiah and champion of Human Rights, David Death Penalty Davis, blows the gaff on the antics of the global elite in the Haltemprice farcical theatrical carefully scripted on message piss about election and campaign for true liberty and freedom in the third world fascist state called Britain.
Listen carefully to all the problems humanity faces. Just don't expect to hear any answers.
Editor's Note: The headline of this story refers to David Davis. The speaker in the video is in fact David Icke. Both Davids have Messianic qualities.
Tuesday, 10 June 2008
Free Bees Bee Gees do 9/11 Troofiness™
Tight white pants and Cuban heels at the ready, shake your booty to the Brothers Gibb Troofifest.
Friday, 14 December 2007
Conspiraloon™ Alliance: It's a ConspiraTee™ Shirt
Special end times edition.
Order now, before the world ends.
Again!
Friday, 5 October 2007
Messages from the Messiah #1
The first in an occasional series of Messages™ from™ the™ Messiah™, featuring the Qabbalic wisdom of Messiah #1™ (of two), David Shayler Righteous Chav, the last living incarnate of the Jeshua Consciousness™ (except for the other one who hasn't appeared yet and Dodgy Dave's not tellin').
And on the 77th day, after 70 days of 7 hour tripsin to the wilderness, The Messiah™ didst consulteth his one good all-seeing eye and report back to his disciples.
More of the messiah on Shayler TV™, the YouTube channel that beats God TV hands down. On God TV they can only profess to talk about the messiah and inspire countless unanswered prayers.
On Shayler TV, The Messiah™ talks directly to YOU.
Word in the Conspiraloon™ nuclear bunker is that God TV will be beating a hasty path to the posh country garden based teepee door of The Messiah™ and signing him up for a primetime show. Plans include a slot in which The Messiah™ will conduct daily interviews with other far more popular cartoon characters from TV, radio and newspaper-land, including Tania Head, the 9/11 survivor™ and heroine™ and President of a Survivor Group™ who turned out to be as fake as the event she was lying and faking and mooing and moaning about. Shit sells and people are buying.
Hardened Conspiraloons™ will note that The Messiah™'s videos are cleverly labelled 911™ and 77™ in order to create the illusion that if Ex™ (ha ha!) intelligence operatives who lend their 'support' to fledgling, populist, political movements, speak out about events like 911, and then go on to pretend to be a Fucking Lunatic™ then anyone else who thinks that governments and intelligence services are a bunch of self-serving murderous fucks whose murderous intentions know no bounds must also be a Fucking Nutcase™.
Or maybe it's just a simple case ofanother The Father living his life vicariously through his son?
And on the 77th day, after 70 days of 7 hour trips
More of the messiah on Shayler TV™, the YouTube channel that beats God TV hands down. On God TV they can only profess to talk about the messiah and inspire countless unanswered prayers.
On Shayler TV, The Messiah™ talks directly to YOU.
Word in the Conspiraloon™ nuclear bunker is that God TV will be beating a hasty path to the posh country garden based teepee door of The Messiah™ and signing him up for a primetime show. Plans include a slot in which The Messiah™ will conduct daily interviews with other far more popular cartoon characters from TV, radio and newspaper-land, including Tania Head, the 9/11 survivor™ and heroine™ and President of a Survivor Group™ who turned out to be as fake as the event she was lying and faking and mooing and moaning about. Shit sells and people are buying.
Conspiraloon Tip4God TV
Now would be a good time to approach The Messiah™, it's mushroom season.
Hardened Conspiraloons™ will note that The Messiah™'s videos are cleverly labelled 911™ and 77™ in order to create the illusion that if Ex™ (ha ha!) intelligence operatives who lend their 'support' to fledgling, populist, political movements, speak out about events like 911, and then go on to pretend to be a Fucking Lunatic™ then anyone else who thinks that governments and intelligence services are a bunch of self-serving murderous fucks whose murderous intentions know no bounds must also be a Fucking Nutcase™.
Or maybe it's just a simple case of
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