Tuesday, 12 June 2007

Apollo was a HOAX!! German Dance Metal Mix

22 comments:

The Antagonist said...

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The Antagonist said...

And.... if aliens can get to earth and take over the planet by shapeshifting into humans, and Jon Ronson, they must have the technology to get a few dudes on the moon.

The Antagonist said...

A couple of interesting documentaries about the alleged moon landing, made by Bart Sibrel, who appears to have obtained a piece of footage that was never meant for public consumption.

First up is A Funny Thing Happened On the Way to the Moon which documents the whole Apollo 11 moon landing in its proper historical context and explains the issues with the newly obtained footage.

Next up is Astronauts Gone Wild in which astronauts do indeed go a little wild, including Buzz Aldrin who punches Sibrel in the face and another astronaut whose son says, after witnessing Sibrel challenge his father on the subject of the moon landing, "Shall we call the CIA and have him whacked."

On a related note, digging around for for Lodge 1417, the Freemasonic lodge to which Dunblane gunman Thomas Hamilton appears to have belonged, up crops this:

Brother "Buzz" Aldrin, a member of Clear Lake Lodge #1417 in Texas, when he stepped onto the surface of the moon, carried a special deputation from his Grand Master to claim the moon as being in the territorial jurisdiction of the Grand Lodge of Texas. And so it is.

Exhibit A & Exhibit B.

The Antagonist said...

Fuck! Both those Bart Sibrel videos have disappeared off Google Video!!

A sure sign that they contained the TRUTH™.

jon doy said...

"Das ist WUNDERBAR!!!"

~mein grossvater

sure they faked the moon landings, it was the only option - the original moon being a gargantuan paper sun reflecter placed in orbit by the ancient Atlanteans to save on street lighting installation in the year 21,523 BC

when, in 1801 the first secret illuminati moonshot attempted to land it pierced straight through and was never seen again

plans are afoot to build a real moon in the location of the paper moon, hence JFK's cryptic "...and do the other things" comment in that speech of his

good info there Ant, if a little fact intensive for my liking, glad to see the loss of some facts though, clearly a sign that some sort of conspiracy against truth™ is afoot

Stef said...

Apollo 13...

Launched at 13:13CST...

on 11/4/70 (1+1+4+7=13)...

From Pad 39 (3x13)...

Suffered an explosion at 19:13CST...

on April 13th

Truth™?! You can't handle the Truth™!!

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God said...

sure they faked the moon landings, it was the only option - the original moon being a gargantuan paper sun reflecter placed in orbit by the ancient Atlanteans to save on street lighting installation in the year 21,523 BC

DISINFOAGENT! How dare you. The moon is real - and I should know, I created it.

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Anonymous said...

"Anonymous said...
do you have to be gay to post here?


I suppose I answered my own question by posting here.

Ingodnito said...

God said...
"DISINFOAGENT! How dare you. The moon is real - and I should know, I created it."

No, no, I think you're the disinfo agent™, making out like we were your favourites, whilst all along you were creating other, older, more advanced alien species.

And we know all about how they went back to before the big bang in their spacecraft and created you in the first place.

Omnipotent my arse.

Stef said...

I suppose I answered my own question by posting here.

And the answer was?

Anonymous said...

The answer?

Whilst thoroughly enjoying my masonic activities and loving being married to a woman with whom I do not have sex with but whom has a young son, and although I do love the post Rugger match 'shower', I find myself to be completely and utterly sexually normal, and find consenting homosexuality to be repugnant and immoral in the extreme.

And so, the answer to the question is that no, you do not need to be gay to post here.

Stef said...

So presumably non consenting homosexual acts are OK then?

You wouldn't be the Duke of somewhere in the South West of England would you?

Anonymous said...

Tis greater to give than to receive.

Duke? I might be. However, on a saturday night you may refer to me as 'The Duchess'.

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The Antagonist said...

The 'radical' 'left' over at Edstrong have finally caught up with the Conspiraloon Alliance.

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"Amerika" is a song performed

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It deals with the worldwide dominance

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Amerika ist wunderbar,

We're all living in America, America."