We'll keep on fighting - and we'll win!
Conspiraloon™ Conspiracy Theorist Characteristics:
Arrogance, relentlessness, inability to answer questions, fondness for certain stock phrases, inability to employ or understand Occam's Razor, inability to tell good evidence from bad, inability to withdraw, leaping to conclusions, using previous conspiracies as evidence to support their claims, and, it's always a conspiracy.Maybe, but not here, because ten-foot, alien, shape-shifting, blood-drinking, lizard types are everywhere and running the world. No, really, they are! THEY ARE!
We'll keep on fighting - and we'll win!
Thanks to the Conspiraloon laboratories, you can now Ruin Those You Resent without leaving your personal computer!
Al-Qaida gave no details about the selection process for bin Laden's successor, but said that it was the best tribute to the memory of its "martyrs".
:
paul
:
02:03
Truthiness™ Tags™: continuity of government, the difficult job of watching yourself on colour television
Add your candidate(s) » here «
We can beat this - TOGETHER!
Mayan End Time: 21/12/2012
Please be patient
NEW VERY LATEST VERY IMPORTANT INTERNET CAMPAIGN - DON'T WORRY ABOUT THE POLITICS OF ASSISTING WAR CRIMINALS - GET A SHINY VERY NEW VERY IMPORTANT BUTTON NOW AND FEEL LIKE ONE OF THE 'IN' CROWD!!!
Don't like what somebody's got to say? Don't just ignore them - get a lynch mob, start an Internet based witch hunt, and shut them down!!
Michael Travesser End Time: 15/12/2007
This prediction has been demoted, as the Alliance High Council has deemed it damaging to our hard won credibility.
Posts
7 comments:
I had my fingers crossed and was quietly hoping that the title would fall to this chap
as
a) He speaks English, and
b) He's clearly put a lot of effort into his accent and it's really starting to pay dividends
A clear case of anti-semitic dicrimination.
or discrimination
Some of the comments underneath the Gadahn video make for deliciously confused reading...
"Hey you dirka dirka fuck head, This ain't Mumbai. WE ALL HAVE GUNS HERE! To see some towel head yell "Alluah Akbar!" is probable Cause for me to kill them dead."
"What a dirty, traitor, scum.
I don't think he'll live long.
Hellfire missiles do wonderful things to pigs like this."
and, most ambivalently...
"This is why racial profiling is a good thing"
on the related subjects of al-Zawahiri and mainstream loonery, The Daily Mash has taken to loitering around the line that separates Conspiraloons from the Profane and could slip over at any moment...
Former CIA consultant, Wayne Hayes, said: "At last count there were about 614 Al Qaedas - Watford's got seven - but crucially Zawahiri is now head of the Al Qaeda inside your brain."
'Wheels' chimes in
Dr Ayman al-Zawahiri was always going to be the default choice to succeed Osama Bin Laden.
A highly intelligent Egyptian extremist, he was the man who got Bin Laden to "think global" in the 1990s, broadening his message from just complaining about US troops on Saudi soil to a whole range of Muslim grievances from Kashmir to Palestine.
But experts say al-Zawahiri lacks the personal charisma of his predecessor. There are also doubts as to whether, as an Egyptian, he will command full authority over al-Qaeda's operatives from Saudi Arabia and other Gulf states.
I often wonder how he knows so much about this highly secretive organisation.
...and will he use the old fake beard trick to elude us?
Post a Comment