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Conspiraloon™ Conspiracy Theorist Characteristics:
Arrogance, relentlessness, inability to answer questions, fondness for certain stock phrases, inability to employ or understand Occam's Razor, inability to tell good evidence from bad, inability to withdraw, leaping to conclusions, using previous conspiracies as evidence to support their claims, and, it's always a conspiracy.Maybe, but not here, because ten-foot, alien, shape-shifting, blood-drinking, lizard types are everywhere and running the world. No, really, they are! THEY ARE!
We'll keep on fighting - and we'll win!
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The two most powerful Forces for Freedom of our time - David Icke and Apple Inc. - combine to deliver an overwhelming Liberation Experience*...
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Mayan End Time: 21/12/2012
Please be patient
NEW VERY LATEST VERY IMPORTANT INTERNET CAMPAIGN - DON'T WORRY ABOUT THE POLITICS OF ASSISTING WAR CRIMINALS - GET A SHINY VERY NEW VERY IMPORTANT BUTTON NOW AND FEEL LIKE ONE OF THE 'IN' CROWD!!!
Don't like what somebody's got to say? Don't just ignore them - get a lynch mob, start an Internet based witch hunt, and shut them down!!
Michael Travesser End Time: 15/12/2007
This prediction has been demoted, as the Alliance High Council has deemed it damaging to our hard won credibility.
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7 comments:
1.79 fiats for 4 hours of David. That's not too bad these days.
0.54 fiats going Apple inc.
Rated 9+:
"May contain mild or infrequent occurrences of cartoon, fantasy or realistic violence, and infrequent or mild mature, suggestive, or horror-themed content which may not be suitable for children under the age of 9."
Buy my ringtone of me saying "I call it the totalitarian tiptoe" - only 75p!
I must confess that I'm a little disappointed that it is not possible to simply thank the app developers with 1.79 fiats equivalent of positive energy
That way they and David could dream up whatever holographic representations of reality they need to get by, and cut out the reptilian overlords in the process
A win win surely?
"Buy my ringtone of me saying "I call it the totalitarian tiptoe" - only 75p!"
I'm still happy with my current far from work-friendly ringtone
Liberation certainly, but only of your hard earned and hastily invented fiat from your pocket.
It's the price of the truth platform that puts me off - 510 fiats. Especially when the system might collapse at any moment.
In fairness, given the blood and treasure that is needed to sustain the existing reality, Icke's alternative is a bit of a bargain
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