Tuesday, 3 July 2007

Apollo was a HOAX!! German Dance Metal Mix - in ameriKKKan English


Sing along!
We're all living in Amerika
Amerika ist wunderbar
we're all living in Amerika
Amerika
Amerika

Do you want me?
(no I don't)
Do you need me?
(No I don't)
Dance with me I'm leading?
(No I can't)
Will you love me?
(No I won't)

This is not a love song

(No it's not)
I don't sing my mother tounge
(No I don't)
Afrika vor Santa Claus
Und vor Paris steht Mickey Maus

We're all living in Amerika
Amerika ist wunderbar
we're all living in Amerika
Amerika
Amerika

Will you do it?
(No I won't)
Should you do it?
(No I don't)
Could you do it?
(No I can't)
Will you please me?
(No I won't)

If you don't want me
(You'll get hurt)
If you don't need me
(You'll get hurt)
If you don't love me
(You'll get hurt)
Fuck you is the magic word

We're all living in Amerika
Amerika ist wunderbar
we're all living in Amerika
Amerika
Amerika

We're all living in Amerika
Coca Cola, Wonderbra
We're all living in Amerika
Amerika
Amerika

This is not a love song
No, this is not a love song

This is how we do it
You'll get hurt
Fuck you is the sweetest word

We're all living in Amerika
Amerika ist Wunderbar
we're all living in Amerika
Amerika
Amerika

We're all living in Amerika
Coca Cola, sometimes war
we're all living in Amerika
Amerika
Amerika

23 comments:

The Antagonist said...

And a live version. Check my scootay, Martay.

Stef said...

das ist gut!

The Antagonist said...

While we're on the subject of the Backward Intelligence Teams:

Recognise any of this lot from your BO visit?

| Indymedia | FITWatch |

Stef said...

A couple of familiar faces but not from BO - thanks for the linkage though

The Antagonist said...

Maybe it's time to hire Capita to a make nice, big, insecure, online DNA database of them all.

Anonymous said...

Does anyone fancy a rally in Beeston this saturday as the media are bound to descend on the place for the anniversary of 7/7. There's a few journo's out there who really need their jaw's broken in several places. Up for it folks or you pussies?

The Antagonist said...

Does anyone fancy a rally in Beeston this saturday as the media are bound to descend on the place for the anniversary of 7/7. There's a few journo's out there who really need their jaw's broken in several places. Up for it folks or you pussies?

No thanks, Geordie, the people of Beeston no doubt have enough to worry about without another bunch of idiots turning up and making things worse.

Stef said...

Surely everyone from all 7 continents will be taking part in Live Earth on 7/7/7?

http://liveearth.uk.msn.com/

Today's Live Earth Green Tip of the Day:

Keep your tyres properly inflated. Almost 80% of car tyres are underinflated, which can increase fuel consumption - and therefore emissions - by up to 5%.

The Antagonist said...

Surely everyone from all 7 continents will be taking part in Live Earth on 7/7/7?

The sun will be allowed out in Britain for the duration of the concert.

It never rained on any of Stalin's parades either.

Stef said...

Actually, given that the organizers are worried about Global warming it would only seem fair if it were to piss down

Stef said...

PS Yes, I am a pussy

/ soft southern shite

SteveW said...

@ Ant-I'm a little paranoid that you might be thinking I'm anonymous poster @ 09:53.Sock puppetry just isn't my bag.I find it hard enough to express my own opinions without inventing an entirely new set.As to violent protest;I was at the poll tax riot-I'm a conspiraloon who thinks it was started by undercover cops/spooks/paid useful idiots.So I'm wary of any violence at demos.The state gets more mileage out of it than the protesters.I prefer a more humorous approach.
I'm thinking of attending demos in a Gordon mask and a nappy riding a hobby horse.It might catch on..imagine a couple of thousand Nappy Browns galloping down Whitehall.Wouldn't it be hilarious if NappyGate ruined Gordons dream of power.

Stef said...

Wouldn't it be hilarious if NappyGate ruined Gordons dream of power.

sadly, only likely to happen when he's outlived his usefulness

The Way of the Conspiraloon™ is a non violent one; based as it is on the historical FACT™ that no ruling elite, however powerful, alien or scaly, has been able to maintain its grip once enough people have rumbled it.

The Establishment is well equipped to cope with violent confrontation but much less able to deal with arsey bastards coming up with crap knob gags

...and a never-ending torrent of TRUTH™ videos or RANDOM acts of CAPITALISATION and EXCLAMATION!!

We are engaged in mental warfare and I am proud to say that Conspiraloons™, as well as growing in numbers daily, are the most mental of all the combatants

Victory is assured

Stef said...

Something to tuck away somewhere for a rainy day...

http://tinyurl.com/23w9ws

Anonymous said...

"No thanks, Geordie, the people of Beeston no doubt have enough to worry about without another bunch of idiots turning up and making things worse."

I've strongly suspected for some time you were just an internet poser with no real aim to change things outside your bedsit.

wagent pokeateur said...

OIYOIY! Looks like we have ourselves some flamer type descending upon us with his inferior "are you pussies?" jibery!

Pah! Call that flaming? Flaming facking sad.

I think I've seen your bedsit, nice decor, I especially liked your pyramid of turds wrapped in newspaper tied up with string.

Very illuminati.

paul said...

I've strongly suspected for some time you were just an internet poser with no real aim to change things outside your bedsit.

Oooh, get her!!!

Stef said...

I think I've seen your bedsit, nice decor, I especially liked your pyramid of turds wrapped in newspaper tied up with string.

Did you check out what he keeps in the fridge?!

paul said...

security threat level down to severe!! As you were lads

Wagent Pokeateur said...

Did you check out what he keeps in the fridge?!

That I did, but bottles of urine ferment into a superb fruity wine if left on a sunny window sill.

Mine tends to go cloudy when chilled.

Frozen's good on a hot day tho.

The Antagonist said...

I've strongly suspected for some time you were just an internet poser with no real aim to change things outside your bedsit.

Oooh, get her!!!


I've no real aim to change things inside my bedsit!

Stef said...

That I did, but bottles of urine ferment into a superb fruity wine if left on a sunny window sill.

Forget about the chilled urine (it works a treat in a sodastream btw, hmmm carbonated...), what about the plan to preserve enough of his own seed to repopulate the Earth?

wagent pokeateur said...

Perhaps that's it.

I had observed a suspect container in the ice-box, which upon inspection appeared to be egg white (altho it must've been one heck of a big chicken to lay all that in one go).

I was offered a 'white omelette' but thought I had better refuse.