Thursday, 6 September 2007

The Truth™ that dare not speak its name

Great news, brothers and sisters!
The hated mainstream media has begun to sing our song, eat our words and steal our clothes!!
Example given:

Curb the greedy global financiers!!*

Good Will Hutton has penned a piece that will gladden the heart of conspiracy connoisseurs everywhere. He points out that:

Globalisation, it is now clear, is run in the interests of a global financial class which has Western governments in its thrall!!*

more:

The rules of the game are set up solely to benefit the financiers whether in London, New York or Hong Kong!!!*

furthermore:

It is as though Europe and America had announced an amnesty to the world's criminal gangs after they had gone on a killing spree because they feared the killing would get worse !!!!*

and even furthermore:

We need a party which will speak for an interest other than self-interested, amoral plutocrats. None exists.!!!!!!!!!*

Make no mistake, this is loontalk in all but name.

The talk of shadowy groups, elite criminality and the immiseration of the many may be no news to us....
....Yet shows our great movement is fast gaining traction in the 'soi disant' 'real world', becoming an inspirational juggernaut of undeniable, crushing fact!!
It shows that if we keep on fighting, we will win!!

*emphasis added

9 comments:

The Antagonist said...

Shit! If Conspiraloonery is mainstream, what possible joy is there left in life?

Daffyd Chayler said...

Mushrooms!

Nick Pope said...

Trying to prove that complicated flying machinery must be ALIEN in origin due to its complicatedness?

Bob 'laser' Lazar said...

Banging on about ALIENS RETICULI ELEMENT 115 PHYSICS reverse engineered FLYING SAUCERS ANTIMATTER GRAVITY GRAVITY WAVES DISCS S4 GROOM LAKE PAPOOSE LAKE AREA 51?

Flying man from the future - Mr Cabal said...

Flying around in my super future flying thingy from the future?

Jim 'Mars' Marrs said...

I'd say 'YES!' all of the above!

The Antagonist said...

Look at that!

Daffyd, perhaps a little predictably, said, "Mushrooms!" and the next commenter has "Pope" in their name.

It's almost as if there's some innate connection between Mushrooms and Popes.

Daffyd Chayler said...

Daffyd, perhaps a little predictably, said, "Mushrooms!"

Oh, Predictable Terraced Catamaran Lactated?

9/11 and 7/7 were inside jobs! Look at the evidence!

Stainless steel is made from crushed silverfish.

Ancient Super race of giant ostrich discovered living inside Millennium Dome.

Why don't you publicise your events Conspiraloons? I would like to come along and talk at them - I promise to stay on topic.

When i urinate into my own mouth i am rewarded by coloured lights and music in my head

(CAUTION: Chayler brand slimming aids should not be used whilst operating heavy machinery or generally trying to function)

The Antagonist said...

When i urinate into my own mouth i am rewarded by coloured lights and music in my head

That has to be one of the most brilliantly well constructed comedy sentences I have ever read. Stunning!

What with Chayler-brand Sandals and slimming pills all the rage, you could probably add: Messiah Piss - 65% Pure Psychoactive Hallucinogens.

Best served at around 98.4 fahrenheit.