Friday 28 September 2007
The face of evil
: paul : 02:33
Truthiness™ Tags™: its ok he's one of us, only five years, stick on a 'frank' gardner terror beard and who'd know the difference?
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We'll keep on fighting - and we'll win!
Conspiraloon™ Conspiracy Theorist Characteristics:
Arrogance, relentlessness, inability to answer questions, fondness for certain stock phrases, inability to employ or understand Occam's Razor, inability to tell good evidence from bad, inability to withdraw, leaping to conclusions, using previous conspiracies as evidence to support their claims, and, it's always a conspiracy.Maybe, but not here, because ten-foot, alien, shape-shifting, blood-drinking, lizard types are everywhere and running the world. No, really, they are! THEY ARE!
We'll keep on fighting - and we'll win!
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: paul : 02:33
Truthiness™ Tags™: its ok he's one of us, only five years, stick on a 'frank' gardner terror beard and who'd know the difference?
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29 comments:
Paul, forgive my ignorance, but who the hell is that ?!
Elijah Wood ?
Its miles cooper, mild mannered school caretaker by day, mad christian bomber by night.
The picture is surrounded by an 'internet hyperlink' for more info.
Elijah Wood ?
He definitely looks like he spent most of his life pulling his 'precious'.
"You cannot offer me this ring, Frodo!"
Christian, eh ?
I am the light...and the huge bang...and the shrapnel...
Well I assume he's christian, they're the fair skinned ones aren't they?
well most are Christian, but a few ex-special forces types have an epiphany where they decide that they really ought to grow beards and convert to Islam...and train to be 'jihadis' and run radical bookshops, and generally cause Islam problems, but i have no doubt that their faith is genuine
...and they most certainly no longer work for the government, and especially not as trouble makers...and i have no doubt that part of the mission they're not on is about rebranding all skins - fair, dark, in between, "clean skin" and dirty, as terrorists, or as one might put it, 'citizen terrorists'...'terrorzens' ? 'citizists' ?
There are those who are Christian and there are those who call themselves Christian.
The former are my disciples.
The latter are a utter cnuts.
Look 'Jesus', only the TRUE Messiah denies his divinity.
I am *not* the Messiah.
The many miracles I did are proof enough of who I am.
All you've ever done is get off your nut on your own peepee at your own private rave.
Get right on one matey!
The many miracles I did are proof enough of who I am.
What? Like, Um, using a serious case of cystitis to simulate wine making "from water"?
Come on! I'M *NOT* the MESSIAH! HOW DARE YOU? Actually, how DARE you? How dare you, ACTUALLY?
Go on then! Prove that you are *not* the Messiah!
I think I already have.
And, besides, HOW DARE YOU!!!!...try to make me prove a negative.
<yawn>
http://www.youfail.org
...And furthermore, I wish to lodge a formal complaint with the operators of this website and request that they ban this 'Jesus' with immediate effect, he is being very horrible indeed to me.
Aww poor diddums
He said I was poor. You all witnessed it, I shall be in contact with my lawyer in due course.
Please BAN this nasty man immediately.
YOU ARE RISKING YOUR CHANCES OF ETERNAL LIFE IF YOU DO NOT.
P.S. HOW DARE YOU.
poor poor poor poor poor!
and stupid
HOW...
DARE...
YOU.
He who dares wins!
Loser!
Look 'Jesus', who do you think they're going to believe? Some bloke who befriended fishermen and never did a days work before his thirties and never existed anyway, or ME?
I have tirelessly being trying to warn people to understand that evolution never happened, and that holograms can work in a way that most reasonably not stupid people won't ever agree with.
And besides, it's a new ERA!
which means that you're SO last millennium - and possibly a SHILL to boot.
...And a composite!
Whereas I am the TRUE reincarnation of the Jeshua consciousness or whatever.
What you don't seem to understand is that I am Jeshua.
If, as you claim, you are the reincarnation of the Jeshua consciousness then that would make us both one and the same person.
Bollocks to that!
Go sort your life out and get a proper job.
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