Alien Hunter

The Alliance laboratories recently detected a spike in the full spectrum weirdness continuum. This has proved to be a very reliable guide to alien activity in human form. The alien in question lurks under the name of Philip Atkinson. Reaching for Ockham's Hammer to crack open this nut, we must ask ourselves, can this be a human?

The wisest course would have been for President Bush to use his nuclear weapons to slaughter Iraqis until they complied with his demands, or until they were all dead.

President Bush can fail in his duty to himself, his country, and his God, by becoming “ex-president” Bush or he can become “President-for-Life” Bush: the conqueror of Iraq, who brings sense to the Congress and sanity to the Supreme Court.

For the Romans the use of genocide was not evil but essential for securing and protecting their property and lives, and therefore a good act.

This attack was a Barbarian Raid signalling the start of hostilities that will only cease when the citizens of Western Civilization have all been killed or enslaved.

If President Bush copied Julius Caesar by ordering his army to empty Iraq of Arabs and repopulate the country with Americans, he would achieve immediate results: popularity with his military; enrichment of America by converting an Arabian Iraq into an American Iraq (therefore turning it from a liability to an asset); and boost American prestiege while terrifying American enemies.

He could then follow Caesar's example and use his newfound popularity with the military to wield military power to become the first permanent president of America, and end the civil chaos caused by the continually squabbling Congress and the out-of-control Supreme Court.

In this war Nuclear weapons compel an unwelcome choice upon the citizens of Western Civilization: genocide or suicide.

For example, following the threat by Iran (who is now (circa 2006) building nuclear weapons) to "wipe Israel off the map", should the Israelis wait and see if their cities disappear in a flash, or should they make the Iranian cities disappear first?

Now this may very well be alright in this creature's home dimension, but do we really want it here?