Tuesday, 11 September 2007
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We'll keep on fighting - and we'll win!
Conspiraloon™ Conspiracy Theorist Characteristics:
Arrogance, relentlessness, inability to answer questions, fondness for certain stock phrases, inability to employ or understand Occam's Razor, inability to tell good evidence from bad, inability to withdraw, leaping to conclusions, using previous conspiracies as evidence to support their claims, and, it's always a conspiracy.Maybe, but not here, because ten-foot, alien, shape-shifting, blood-drinking, lizard types are everywhere and running the world. No, really, they are! THEY ARE!
We'll keep on fighting - and we'll win!
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We can beat this - TOGETHER!
Mayan End Time: 21/12/2012
Please be patient
Michael Travesser End Time: 15/12/2007
This prediction has been demoted, as the Alliance High Council has deemed it damaging to our hard won credibility.
11 comments:
Fuck me, we've done it!!!
Er, now what?
How about lots of mooing and moaning about how great it is being number 1?
On second thoughts, that might be a duff idea and the sort of thing that is best left to professional media types in possession of at least a decade of performing experience.
If you need any professional advice with mooing and moaning I can help.
Er, now what?
Maybe we should consider widening the scope of the Conspiraloon™ Project in some way. There has been some interest expressed by people who are currently not part of the Alliance
And, if we want the mainstream media to pay more attention to our work, we really should think about including at least one more MI5 operative in our existing membership roll
Hello there.
How you doing?
Hello Tony. Hello Gordon.
Hello boys.
What a right little cross-party affair this is turning out to be, comprised of fascists from both the left and right wings of the political spectrum.
Someone rather wisely once said:
both the left wing and the right wing are flapped by - and attached to - the same bird, which unfortunately continues to fly on its chosen course - and we continue to blame its flight upon one of the wings, when blame should be apportioned to a limited degree to both wings, and in particular to the supporting frame to which they are secured, and without which neither would exist
both the left wing and the right wing are flapped by - and attached to - the same bird, which unfortunately continues to fly on its chosen course - and we continue to blame its flight upon one of the wings, when blame should be apportioned to a limited degree to both wings, and in particular to the supporting frame to which they are secured, and without which neither would exist
that sounds like quality LoonTalk™ to me
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