Tuesday, 26 June 2007

Ockham's Hammer

We are under attack!! The terrifying force unleashed against us emanates from the ruthless 'Fey Documentary' movement.
They have infiltrated our sources of light entertainment and subverted the benign media format of michael barrymore's 'Kids Say the Funniest Things'.
Through the demonic powers of irony and ambiguity, they have perverted this benevolent quest for human understanding, into a cold blooded humiliation of the weak and misguided!!
Their cruel battle cry 'We get paid for this shit' rings in subliminal messages throughout the rest of their s - h - a - t - t - e - r - e - d victim's lives.
I, myself, was obliquely attacked with the charge of anti-semitism, when pointing out an alien amongst us.
I am quite happy to use the methods of our hated mainstream media-masters to make my case!!
Who else but an alien creature could say these things??!!:

"Both the left and the radical Islamists have put aside their differences because they recognise the value of using each other in pursuit of their common objective, the destruction of western society."
" It’s currently open season in Britain on Israel and the Jews."
"With so many in the intelligentsia and the media deeply hostile and ignorant, Israel has been successfully demonised and delegitimised in Britain on the basis of lies and libels, a treatment afforded to no other nation."
"But it is also a tragedy for Britain, because its failure to grasp that Israel’s fight is the west’s own fight, that Israel is not in a separate box labelled ‘land dispute’ but is in the same box that the west is in which is labelled ‘jihad against the free world’"
"Britain after all is the American cultural mother-ship; it is where the concepts of liberty, democracy and the rule of law were first developed. If Britain turns out all its cultural lights, the resulting gloom will envelop America and the whole of the free world. "
The hapless crone is obviously transported from a parallel universe where everything is the opposite of how it is here, where there is a 'left', and it is feared for its power. This explains her extreme paranoia.

As further proof, I offer this exquisite diagram:This may or not exist but conclusively reveals the alien's londonistani nerve centre.

We children of the de-enlightenment are often accused of using occam's razor, thought up by some old geezer who wasn't even on the internet!!
He said that you should not "multiply entities unnecessarily"
We say: get with it, grandad!!
It's Hammer Time!!
Ockham's Hammer says:
If it is clearly not human - it's an ALIEN.

11 comments:

The Antagonist said...

Welcome back, Paul!

"Both the left and the radical Islamists have put aside their differences because they recognise the value of using each other in pursuit of their common objective, the destruction of western society."

That's quite something from Planet Mel, the epitome of western society and truly a wonder to behold.

paul said...

That's quite something from Planet Mel

Sounds like a conspiracy to me!!

Stef said...

Yes, welcome back

I was starting to think that you had been abducted

Have you checked your watch against another timepiece recently? It's always best to be sure

paul said...

I'm very inclined to think I was abducted, but they implanted a nice 2 week holiday on the spanish med memory to take my mind off all those endless probings the greys seem to go in for.

The Antagonist said...

You didn't happen to see, on your travels, any female, aryan children with the words, "LOOK INTO MY EYES" stamped across their foreheads?

paul said...

No, but I did see many posters of little maddy in the various branches of el carphoneo warehouseo. Kept my eye out, but no sign of her.

Stef said...

a friend of mine has just returned from a few days in Croatia and he confirmed that pictures of Maddie are up on the bus stops there

In English, obviously

paul said...

So were the spanish ones! An obvious giveaway in the implanted memory!!

jon ronson's comedy socks said...

I support Mel's right to conflate Jews and Israel as one homogenous entity, like the homogeneity of no other entity in the existence of the known universe.

Stef said...

I also support Mel's right to identify Osama's true hiding place as a network of underground bases centred in East London. And the sooner the God-fearing folk of Harrow and Hampstead are protected by an enormous concrete Peace Wall the better

The Antagonist said...

I also support Mel's right to identify Osama's true hiding place as a network of underground bases centred in East London.

Osama's true hiding place is an underground network centred in East London, otherwise known as the Hackney Downs Old Boys' network, the Clove Club:

http://www.cloveclub.com/