Announcing the new range of fully posable Anders Behring-Breivik action figures

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Mainstream Conspiraloons #120 - Matthew Parris megablast

Matthew Parris: Out of his tits

The next 20 scandals. So you won’t be shocked

1 Many prison officers are complicit in the supply of drugs within prisons. How else do I reconcile what’s common knowledge — that drug use is rife in prison — with the almost abusive security checks I’ve undergone when I visits friends in prison? Among the reasons for these checks must sometimes be the protection of a monopoly.

2 Nothing like a real competitive market exists among banks or energy suppliers. They are classic cartels, robbing their customers.

3 Many sporting records that still stand — and not just in cycling — have been fuelled by performance-enhancing drugs. Have you noticed the plateauing or even dropping off of many winning times, including in my own former sport of long-distance running? This is because of anti-drug enforcement. There will be more and much bigger stories here than have yet been told.

4 Insider trading. It’s absolutely endemic. In many spheres and all sorts of ways within the financial world, nothing even approaching a free, fair or open market exists. The protection and enhancement of entrenched advantage is, to a far greater degree than capitalist competition, the key dynamic in many markets.

5 The stock exchange has all but lost its original purpose — the financing of new business — and become a turbo-charged, non-stop poker school for a huge, wealthy, essentially unproductive and largely parasitic class. Unfortunately for my argument, Britain makes a lot of money from this...

Lots more here

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The New Face of the Mythical Al Qaida

The front page headline below brought to you by 'Journalist' Cunt #1 and 'Journalist' Cunt #2.

NikErgo: "The Sun are disgusting! In Norway we are grieving the murder of at least 91, and you lie! Shame on you!"

JR_Gardner: "Idiots. This had NOTHING to do with Al Qaeda. #don'tbuythesun"

Jinky71: "The Scum. And I mean the newspaper."

The winning comment so far is:

HyattCoolum: "You have to remember that The Sun is written by cunts for cunts."

And the new Face of Far-Right Christian Zionist Al Qaida looks a little bit like a Great White Brotherhood Aryan Master Mason.

Master Mason, the Cold-Blooded Al Qaida Killer known as Anders Behring Breivik

Are there no lengths to which those dastardly Al Qaida Muslims won't go to try and pin global terror attacks on the true perpetrators of the attacks?

A Warning To Our Fellow Travellers

Prominent security experts community member, Will McCants recants,

yet the jihadi obsessed spook propogandist offers up somthing even scarier:

"I will be shocked it he pulled it off alone. But if he did, it not only raises concerns about the rise of right-wing violence in Europe but also
the rise of the super-empowered lone wolf."*

So, in future unimaginable carnage, if its not the Jihadis, it'll probably be one of these.

I think I'll stay in this weekend

* artists impression above.

Analysis

4.25pm 22nd July: PeterBeaumont: foreign affairs editor at the Observer, says a jihadist group is most likely to be behind the blast:

It has been known for some time that al-Qaida core and other related "franchises" - including in the most active in Yemen – have been attempting to develop operations. Which leads to a second question: why Norway?...

The answer to that is three fold. In then first instance, with the increased levels of security and surveillance in the UK and the US as well as other European capitals, Norway might have been seen as a softer target despite the recent breaking up of an al-Qaida cell in Norway.

A more detailed explanation of the problems that Norway has had with Al Qaeda were supplied a year ago by the Atlantic magazine in an article by Thomas Hegghammer, a senior fellow at the Norwegian Defence Research Establishment in Oslo, and Dominic Tierney.

That piece followed the arrest of three men in Norway and Germany for allegedly plotting a terrorist attack involving peroxide explosives. All of those arrested were were Muslim immigrants to Norway.

The first explanation," wrote Hegghammer and Tierney, "is Afghanistan. Norway has been part of the International Security Assistance Force (ISAF) in Afghanistan from its foundation in late 2001.... In late 2007, for example, Ayman al-Zawahiri, al-Qaida's
second-in-command, said that the group had previously threatened Norway because it "participated in the war against the Muslims...

A second contributory factor for why Norway may have been eyed in the past for potential jihadi terrorist attack is the fact that in 2006, a Norwegian newspaper reprinted a series of Danish cartoons depicting the Prophet Muhammad which prompted threats against the country. A third potential explanation is the recent decision last week by a Norwegian prosecutor filed terror charges against an Iraqi-born cleric for threatening Norwegian politicians with death if he's deported from the Nordic country. The indictment centered on statements that Mullah Krekar - the founder of the Kurdish Islamist group Ansar al-Islam - made to various media, including American network NBC.

come 23rd July:

The most tempting and immediate conclusion was that it would be a jihadist group, as the style of the Oslo attack bore strong similarities to other earlier attacks in Europe and elsewhere.

But Norwegian police said that the individual believed responsible for the shooting in Utøya, a 32-year-old Norwegian man, was also spotted in Olso before the bombing there.

Both written by the same cunt

December 2008 marked a significant point in the history of the Guardian when the paper moved to a brand new building in King's Cross after 32 years in its Farringdon headquarters.

Which is, presumably, the ideal vantage point from which to view the global terror thingy.

Perhaps peter should have consulted his guardian colleague, jeff winter:

"In a way, it is human nature to want to construct a narrative to resolve anxieties, to be drawn to mystery or the perception of it."

or his freelance colleague, Jamie Bartlett*:

...conspiracy theories are kneejerk, lazy cynicism. We need to limit their corrosive and destructive impact. The government lacks the credibility to do so. It falls on the rest of us to act.

Well done, members of the 24 hour information community!

*Jamie Bartlett is a researcher at Demos! - specialising in Islam!! - and identity!!!

A Depraved Work Environment

Will produce depraved results.

Creatures mimicking humans created,approved and published this.

What the literally tens of Times online's subscribers will not learn is that:

While "external" climatic variables play a role in triggering off a famine and heightening the social impact of drought, famines in the age of globalization are man-made.

They are not the consequence of a scarcity of food but of a structure of global oversupply which undermines food security and destroys national food agriculture.

Tightly regulated and controlled by international agri-business, this oversupply is ultimately conducive to the stagnation of both production and consumption of essential food staples and the impoverishment of farmers throughout the world.

Moreover, in the era of globalization, the IMF-World Bank structural adjustment program bears a direct relationship to the process of famine formation because it systematically undermines all categories of economic activity, whether urban or rural, which do not directly serve the interests of the global market system.

Or this:

The Ogaden is populated by ethnic Somalis who have been fighting their own guerilla war against the Ethiopian dictatorship, whom they charge with using food as a weapon of war.

Of the 10 million people at risk of starvation, a huge portion live – or are now dying – in the Ogaden. As the dependable Thomas C. Mountain reports from nearby Eritrea, the Ethiopian government has blocked the International Red Cross and other aid agencies from carrying out relief work in the region.

The Obama administration, which now gives the Ethiopian dictatorship more money than any regime in Africa, could force the doors to the Ogaden open with one phone call.

But it won't, because Ethiopia and the U.S. are on the same mission, and there is nothing humanitarian about it.

Marvel At The Captain

...for in his boozy pensées, he speaks with great truth.



Whatever romance it might hold for the punters, it's all just a racket.
But as long as they keep on coughing up for it, where's the harm?

Much like:

• Politics
• Policing
• Press

these days.

In fact just substitute anything for football, and you won't be far wrong.

Jonathan May-Bowles tried to be funny... In Stockwell

"Congratulations, you fucking dick - you've just guaranteed tomorrow's headlines will be dominated by some posho wannabe activist and shaving foam rather than the abuse and corruption of the Murdochs. Oh, and you're fucking shit as well."

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It's funny because it's True

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It's funny because it's True

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The Stars Look Down

Warrior - on screen and off

Twinkle eyed Nespresso pusher George Clooney is not just lending his allure to the Anglo/American/Israeli balkanisation of Sudan.
In possibly the least grass roots effort at popular agitation yet seen, he's launched his own fucking satellite.
For why?
Naturally enough, to alert us to humanitarian atrocities in resource rich areas.

In the glow of South Sudanese secession, Gorgeous George is reporting for duty, to remind us that the work has just begun, that North Sudan must be liberated from its wealth too.

And what has he turned up?
Allegedly, mass graves in South Kordofan, just on top of the oil!

These blurry photos will, of course, require military intervention at some point. But, until the time is right, sadly unwed George is tasked with playing the intro music.

I used to think hollywood superstars were merely superficial and vain. I am shocked they exhult in the same sickening violence in real life as they indulge in on screen.

What a fucking cunt.

It's all a murky, depraved business and I heartily commend Keith Harmon Snow and the Global Research gang to paint a clearer picture.

North Star Rising

Serve lukewarm,smothered in a rich broth of truth...and garnished with a farrago of lies!

Say what you like about Tony Farrell, you've got to admire his courage. I, for one, can't wait to see his ‘Strategic Threat Assessment Matrix’ which has been so crudely censored.

As for his 'research on the internet' well, put it this way, I can hang on indefinitely.

Whether you view him as a freelance timewaster or a genuine truth seeker, you have to understand the terrible vista before him.

The fact that he's now condemned to spend an uncomfortable amount of his life within an extraordinarily musty milieu, populated by the likes of Muah'Dib, G-Man and the light fingered Doktor K.

A good reason to be in washing your hair, every night, until you die.

This alone reflects an intimidating commitment to whatever the fuck he is up to.

If the former, he certainly got the shitty end of the stick.

Plainclothes Policeman

Actual, real life provocateur Mark Kennedy (AKA 'FLASH') got:

• Travel
• Adventure
• Soft drugs
• Free love

None of which, even if on offer, you would particularly want to share with Tony's new best buddies.

If he is a diablocal implant, Mr Farrell's new found micro-celebrity bodes ill for the conspirasphere.

It's like TPTB are taking the piss, issuing this moron to watch him lapped up by the truth famished.

If he is not, Mr Farrell's new found micro-celebrity bodes ill for the conspirasphere.

He's a fucking idiot.

Anyway, a lot of this shit is getting old.

Everything is pretty much in plain sight these days.

Occult intricacies are increasingly irrelevant in the war on humans.

Should you think Tony is going somewhere, heed the words of a leading rockstar vatican assassin:

Plan better.

Super Happy Fun Time Music

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The weekend starts here...

it's alright 'cos the historical pattern has shown
how the economical cycle tends to revolve
in a round of decades three stages stand out in a loop
a slump and war then peel back to square one and back for more

bigger slump and bigger wars and a smaller recovery
huger slump and greater wars and a shallower recovery

you see the recovery always comes 'round again
there's nothing to worry for things will look after themselves
it's alright recovery always comes 'round again
there's nothing to worry if things can only get better

there's only millions that lose their jobs and homes and sometimes accents
there's only millions that die in their bloody wars, it's alright

it's only their lives and the lives of their next of kin that they are losing
it's only their lives and the lives of their next of kin that they are losing

it's alright 'cos the historical pattern has shown
how the economical cycle tends to revolve
in a round of decades three stages stand out in a loop
a slump and war then peel back to square one and back for more

bigger slump and bigger wars and a smaller recovery
huger slump and greater wars and a shallower recovery

don't worry be happy things will get better naturally
don't worry shut up sit down go with it and be happy

dum, dum, dum, de dum dum, de duh de duh de dum dum dum... ah ah
dum, dum, dum, de dum dum, de duh de duh de dum dum dum... ah ah

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Shoot the World Better!

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Charlie says....

The latest damp squib to rock the conspirasphere brought this to mind:



Remember kids, don't trust the system!

However, my research on the internet also brought forth this forgotten gem by The Original Concept:



Which forced me to search for this companion piece:



And, fuck it, how could I leave out this:



which, in turn demands the freeform chef d'ouevre:



and, of course:



And appropriately enough for the original subject:



To think, this trip down memory lane started with that megaphone bothering, toff, cunt.

Hard to believe.

Truly, out of the shit came forth sweetness.

Good thoughts are where you find them, brothers and sisters.

The Ego has landed

Nazi UFO Weekend

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Watch Nazi UFO Conspiracy!

Watch The Aldebaran Mystery!

Savour Nazi Beef Spread!

Weird Colour Television

An excellent and interesting interview on, amongst other things, the 4.5 million fiat Sheridan show trial.
Slightly marred by the director being either:
high on recreational drugs,
or:
had just been given a dvd of 'Day for Night',
or:
desperately trying to distract from the subject matter.

Announcing our Environmental Excellence Awards

As we firmly approve of recycling, we are delighted to see the Daily Mail and America's Homeland Security Department working hand in hand to recycle their own trash.

Barely 16 months after releasing this shocking and chilling story they have bravely repeated themselves by releasing this equally chilling and shocking story.

The Security Community has made great strides in this time, back in january 2010 they explained:

Experts said bombers would be surgically cut open, the explosive PETN (Pentaerythritol Tetranitrate) would then be placed in a plastic sachet inside his or her body before the wound was stitched up like a normal operation incision and treated to heal.

A shaped charge of 8oz of PETN can penetrate five inches of armour and would easily blow a large hole in an airliner.

The explosives would be detonated by the bomber using a hypodermic syringe to inject TATP (Triacetone Triperoxide) through their skin into the explosives sachet – a method which has created a serious fear that the body-bombers could pretend to be diabetics injecting themselves in order to prevent anyone stopping their suicide missions.

While now they say:

Experts said the explosive PETN (Pentaerythritol Tetranitrate) would be placed in a plastic sachet inside the bomber’s body before the wound was stitched up like a normal operation incision and allowed to heal.

A shaped charge of 8oz of PETN can penetrate five inches of armour and would easily blow a large hole in an airliner.

Security sources said the explosives would be detonated by the bomber using a hypodermic syringe to inject TATP (Triacetone Triperoxide) through their skin into the explosives sachet.

While not being a explosives expert, this does seem like a total and utter pile of shit to me.

As it did all those months ago.

This is, of course, fair enough as the assasination of Al Quaeda mastermind Osama Bin Laden has no doubt increased the willingness of people to have bombs surgically implanted by at least 10,000%.

As the number of these bombers found in the last year and half equals zero, then we can confidently expect exactly zero in the period until this story is reissued.

Well done Security Community!

"Trust no-one except your family. And, even then, check them out once in a while"

A more recent outing from Dr Parenti.

HT:scotbot4Vid1

The Controlled Demolition of Charlie Veitch

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Corporate House on the Prairie

A Reuters investigation found that a two-story house in Wyoming is home to more than 2,000 corporations, some of which have played a key role in several questionable international financial schemes.

Remember kids, nobody conspired to make this occur. Shit really does happen of its own accord.

Conspiraloon infiltration of Russia Today now almost total

There appears to be a glitch in the Matrix