Hide in Plain Sight

The hated mainstream media claim to have tracked down controversial balkan strongman Radovan Karadisc. However, only our Conspiraloon Earth™ technology has been able to pinpoint his true location, and reveal his new identity!


The lack of an extradition treaty with Smurfland poses grave obstacles to the forces of international justice. We must prepare ourselves for tough economic sanctions and eventual invasion of this rogue state...If necessary wiping it off the map, as we did with Yugoslavia.