Not merely content with his consistently high ranking in the Conspiraloon™ Top 10 Messiah Chart, Muad'Dib is launching an assault on the conventional terrestrial music charts...
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We'll keep on fighting - and we'll win!
Conspiraloon™ Conspiracy Theorist Characteristics:
Arrogance, relentlessness, inability to answer questions, fondness for certain stock phrases, inability to employ or understand Occam's Razor, inability to tell good evidence from bad, inability to withdraw, leaping to conclusions, using previous conspiracies as evidence to support their claims, and, it's always a conspiracy.Maybe, but not here, because ten-foot, alien, shape-shifting, blood-drinking, lizard types are everywhere and running the world. No, really, they are! THEY ARE!
We'll keep on fighting - and we'll win!
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: Stef : 02:56
Truthiness™ Tags™: Messages from The Messiah™, MESSIAH chart, Messiah Trumps, Muad'dib
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Mayan End Time: 21/12/2012
Please be patient
Michael Travesser End Time: 15/12/2007
This prediction has been demoted, as the Alliance High Council has deemed it damaging to our hard won credibility.
11 comments:
Hey be careful! That font may well be scooped up for use on the new Ameriollar. My spidey sence sees a lot of hidden meaning within.
Any dib's early stuff was much better.
Your site rocks.
Actually, you should make a few entries to the Annual Conspiracy Hunt. They are offering prizes.
http://www.veraverba.com/conspiracyhunt.html
We could do that long standing conspiracy theory about the big invisible bearded man in the sky that Tony Blair is praying will save him from the gallows.
I don't think Tony believes in the big bearded bloke in the sky.
As he's just joined the Cult of Mary he will be praying to a statue to save him.
My vote goes on that conspiracy theory about a bearded man in an underground base controlling an international criminal network
That's a corker
.. whichever theory wins beards will feature in there somewhere
/ lapsed beardie
I notice that space aliens don't have beards.
There once was a fellow named Maud'Ibble
Whose daubings were probably audible
He thought it was nice
To proclaim he was Christ
And the BBC gave him a Panorama special
It needs some work.
There was a ex-government spook called Shayler
Who proclaimed to the world he was saviour
He lived on a skunk farm
Where the profits he did harm
With his messianic smoking behaviour
aw, those poor skunks!
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