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welcommen to the thousand year oil reich
we're always just about to run out
we're always on the brink of armageddon
it's always about to happen the day after tomorrow
familiar territory for loons then
see, what we've got here, in peak oil, is the perfect means by which they can perpetually find oil, miraculously, by coincidence, just in time before the last lot runs dry, climate change allows for the increased cost of this miraculously newly found oil at the pumps for the evil consumer
and another thing, some claims have been made to the existence of hydrocarbon planets with their own 'oil' fields, the inference being that 'oil' comes not from fossils, but instead is created through geological processes
not that i've been to these planets so i cannot confirm it, Persephone has lots of aluminium, though, we source our tin foil from there
not that i've been to these planets so i cannot confirm it
no need
bits of other planets occasionally come and visit us and some of them are loaded with hydrocrabons
some might say that this is Proof™ that hydrocarbons can have a non biological origin
though others will say that they are simply the gungy remains of fossilised space bats
FACT™!! Cheese is composed of hydrocarbons
http://uk.youtube.com/user/nealadamsdotcom
not strictly relevent,but stef the geologist might get a kick out of his work, and it seems to make more sense than all the continents starting out as one big lump then spreading out over the globe.
oooooh, I hope it's something to do with the expanding Earth hypothesis...
/ gets all excited
It is
yay!
plus some vaguely smutty sounding talk of spectacular gashes and stretch marks I hadn't encountered in the context of alternative mechanisms to plate tectonics before
I'll see your expanding Earth hypothesis and raise you Catastrophic Polar shift hypothesis...
www.crystalinks.com/crustal.html
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Charles_Hapgood
and it seems to make more sense than all the continents starting out as one big lump then spreading out over the globe.
that is quite a silly idea isn't it
apparently they'll all join up again some day
better start saving up for that ever more expensive trip to the beach...TODAY !!!
don't delay: protest shifting tectonic plates - NOW !!!
not that i've been to these planets so i cannot confirm it
I would recommend this
Much easier than building a spaceship.
oh cool, remote viewing excites me as much as expanding Earth hypothesis excites Stef
once mastered, you need never replace the batteries in your whistle-and-find-me keyring, ever again !
/ goes back to remote viewing tonight's pre-selected lotto numbers
whatever you do please don't use RV as a astronomical tool...
Mankind 'shortening the universe's life'
Forget about the threat that mankind poses to the Earth: our very ability to study the heavens may have shortened the inferred lifetime of the cosmos...
http://tinyurl.com/3agrmn
Quick RV vid.grab a pencil,draw whats in his pockets.I surprised myself.
http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=FI_01m-6L30
Stan Deyos got a nice demonstration in a bottle of coke.
http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=JjLtt2IcNGg
Thanks for the poleshift link.I wanted to respond with a link to a poleshift 2012 doomsday cult,but cant find it.They were advising everyone to move above 65 degrees north (iirc)
This lot were doing some kind of educational course for a sum of money,but thats now stopped as the core group have allegedly moved north to prepare for the Day.
I like your film essays btw jon.
Did you hear about the Sioux people who have torn up thier treaty with the united states?Theiy are trying to claim independence from the USA.
I couldn't help thinking of passport to pimlico.With tazers.
LAKOTA SECEDE FROM U.S. AND ALL TREATIES
http://tinyurl.com/32j7p5
passport to pimlico.With tazers.
like it
an idea whose time has come
lol - PTP with tasers
thanks for the comment about the film things, but "essays" suggests a level of intellect i can not fake with much consistency
i was going to to 'a job' on The Day the Earth Stood Still, but fellow loon Stef has beaten me to it a couple of days ago with his Message from Klaatu - and the sole purpose of the entire film really - the only bit you need to notice particularly - that speech where you are told you must give it all up to an elite who can destroy you, affording you the continued existence in which to get on with pointlessly synchronising those orgasms knowing that the all loving and all capable of wiping you out world dominator is in the wardrobe with a box of tissues, and a death ray
i was going to to 'a job' on The Day the Earth Stood Still, but fellow loon Stef has beaten me to it a couple of days ago with his Message from Klaatu
TDTESS has always been a firm favourite of mine. I like the way the producers basically retold the story of Christ but took out all the namby pamby pacifism and unconditional love and replaced it with the threat of death rays
Americans seem to be good at that
btw here's a film that's begging for the JD treatment
De eso no se habla (1993)
Leonor, a widow in a small South American town, gives birth to Charlotte, a dwarf. The mother not only provides a rich childhood for her daughter, she erases any clues her daughter might see that would lead her to think she is different (mother burns books such as "Snow White" and destroys lawn statues of gnomes). In short, she doesn't want to talk about it. The mother succeeds in creating a modern-day Rapunzel: Charlotte becomes an accomplished young woman who captures the heart of Ludovico. But then, the circus comes to town.
www.imdb.com/title/tt0106678/plotsummary
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