Tuesday, 8 April 2008

The Truth™!! about Madeleine McCann


Riches v. Pitt et al

"Plaintiff Jonathan Lee Riches sued Defendants Brad Pitt, Angelina Jolie, Maddox Jolie Pitt, Zahara Jolie Pitt, Shiloh Jolie Pitt, and Pax Jolie Pitt. Plaintiff alleged that Defendants Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie kidnapped Madeleine McCann in a major conspiracy plot to adopt her against her will, as part of a secret plot to take, kidnap and adopt a child from each of the 192 world wide countries. Plaintiff stated that he learned about the plot from his pen pal Billy Bob Thorton."

Angelina Jolie is, of course, a member of the Council on Foreign Relations which is more than enough Proof™ of the Truth™ of these allegations revelations

Reptilian temptress and globalist child-snatcher Angelina Jolie - loves children but can never finish a whole one



'Twitcher' said...

Brad and Angie used to dance naked in the mausoleum in West Wycombe - FACT™!!

I also think it was they who used to burn out cars on the grassy knoll next to the church there.

It has a golden ball you know.

Further circumstantial PROOF™ is that the Hellfire Club Caves are nearby.

On a quiet night you could hear them getting it on inside there, there's a lovely little cafe and souvenir shop too.

It's all true I tells ya.

Sir Francis Dashwood said...

"The Hellfire Caves are located under the Chilternhills in Buckinhamshire. Once a meeting place of the notorious Hellfire Club - now a great way to spend a day with the family!!"