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Arrogance, relentlessness, inability to answer questions, fondness for certain stock phrases, inability to employ or understand Occam's Razor, inability to tell good evidence from bad, inability to withdraw, leaping to conclusions, using previous conspiracies as evidence to support their claims, and, it's always a conspiracy.Maybe, but not here, because ten-foot, alien, shape-shifting, blood-drinking, lizard types are everywhere and running the world. No, really, they are! THEY ARE!
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This one's a Conspirapedic™ aural quarterpounder with all the extras. It's got the lot - pyramids, Nazis, slavery, fiat money, Moloch, some more Nazis, sheep, ID cards, Biblical prophecy and, of course, a Teutonic-sounding electro-metal backing track...
if it doesn't sound like Rammstein it's not a True™ Conspiratune™ - accept no alternative!!
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Stef
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Truthiness™ Tags™: 666, Conspiratunes™, have i mentioned molloch in this post?, Loony Tunes ™, Unified Conspiracy Theory
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if it doesn't sound like Rammstein it's not a True™ Conspiratune™ - accept no alternative!!
alright, soundtracks from John Carpenter films are OK too
Sounds like a poor-man's KMFDM (they are Satanists you know...) and to cap it all off it has an allusion to Revelations.
I'm so inspired I'm nipping out to piss in a telephone box.
well spotted
it is in fact everyone's KMFDM
notable former fans include Eric Harris
so yes, an interesting choice for the backing track to a Truth video
in their favour, they have crossed beams and collaborated with Giorgio Moroder in the past - much to the confusion of Donna Summer fans everywhere
telephone boxes have never been the same since they started doing away with the old-style enclosed ones
why they couldn't have just taken the phones out and replaced them with a couple of tubes of bog roll I just don't know
it's political correctness gone mad
or the EU
one of the two
maybe both
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