Monday, 28 April 2008

Fancy a career shopping terrorists?

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"ARTWORKER

In many ways, this is an artworking job like any other. But you'll have the satisfaction of knowing that the ultimate purpose of everything you do is to protect the UK. You'll also benefit from very high-quality training in your specialist skills.

We're sure you'll understand that as an organisation that collects secret intelligence, we can't tell you a great deal about what you'll be doing. However, we can tell you you'll use the skills you've developed to produce computer generated artwork for print, web and media. You'll also have the chance to rapidly develop your knowledge of pre-press and printing techniques in a fascinating work environment, within our friendly Design and Print team.

Articulate, customer-focused and helpful, you'll be the ideal addition - particularly if you've worked in a Mac-based environment using Adobe CS and Quark XPress".


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8 comments:

paul said...

Right up Ant's street from what I've seen in the secret place where none may enter.

Merkin said...

Nothing surprises me any more.

Stef said...

not even this?

Quarsole said...

"We're sure you'll understand that as an organisation that collects secret intelligence, we can't tell you a great deal about what you'll be doing. However, we can tell you you'll use the skills you've developed to seamlessly photoshop Muslims, both Asian and white, into compromising and incriminating surrounds."

Stef said...

would anonyloon commentators please note that alliance threads are provided as a customer service and not as a repository for spiteful linkage to other websites with which they have issues with

wherever possible, could they please avail themselves of the secret cannibal nazi hate forums provided for that purpose

thank you

The Antagonist said...

^ Quite right too. If people don't sort themselves out we'll have to launch a witch-hunt, or something.

Auntie Loon said...

Hey, you changed the original image!

COINTELPRO!

The Way BAck MAchine proves it too!

Stef said...

/ busted