Friday, 18 January 2008

Joining the dots-one of an endless series

Connecting the "dots" is one of the few truly human pleasures left to the depraved personality that comprises a genuine conspiraloon.
Upon my return from my latest alien abduction, I was struck by the sheer weirdness of the information presented by the hated mainstream media. Nothing in my newly minted dental implants could explain what what was presented before me!
I therefore throw myself on the mercy and generosity that is the hallmark of the gentle conspiraloon community!
The first question that that vexed me was of the motivations of our middle east envoy to stand shoulder to shoulder with this monster?

Tony Blair is widening his post-premiership portfolio by becoming an unpaid adviser to the Rwandan government of President Kagame.
What on earth can our former prime minster can have in common with:
  • A Ugandan military leader who used terrorist activity to attack a sovereign government?
  • Who is suspected of assassinating his political rivals?
  • Trained by the american military?
  • Responsible fo the deaths of hundreds and thousands of innocent people?
  • A leader who imprisons opponents without evidence or trial?
  • Internally displaced a million people in the country he invaded?
  • Created over a million refugees from the country he 'liberated'?
  • A keen tennis player and football fan?
Beats me.............

18 comments:

Stef said...

They're both Catholic?

Stef said...

Both have the nickname Miranda?

paul said...

Both have the nickname Miranda?
Well he was an advocate of 'big tent' politics, the camp cunt.
I used to live around the corner from the scene of that that particular journalistic, was once an unassuming delicatessen, now its braying cunt central. If someone in a flaming cherokee ever asks me the way to to the airport, I'll point him in that direction.

paul said...

should read journalistic investigation

Tom said...

Do they both have links to al-Qaeda?

http://tinyurl.com/yp3m2u

Paul, you should warn the cherokee driver that it can be difficult to park round there.

paul said...

Fuck me, Kagame seems to, and he's now a 'known associate' of our murderous envoy, so they do indeed have that in common.
The americans will be furious when they find out!

Paul, you should warn the cherokee driver that it can be difficult to park round there.
It'll be worth the effort

Stef said...

Apophenia

Apophenia is the experience of seeing patterns or connections in random or meaningless data. The term was coined in 1958 by Klaus Conrad, who defined it as the "unmotivated seeing of connections" accompanied by a "specific experience of an abnormal meaningfulness".

In statistics, apophenia would be classed as a Type I error (false positive, false alarm, caused by an excess in sensitivity). Apophenia is often used as an explanation of some paranormal and religious claims. Apophenia may be linked to psychosis and creativity .

paul said...

There's been a nasty outbreak of that over at the BBC recently

Coincidence? said...


The very first incident in the story started. with a reaction by an ITN newscaster, Sue Carpenter, in. June of 1990, almost nine years ago now. She reacted to what she saw. in my living room at home as she read the news. My mother had brought an apple for me into the room,. whereupon the newsreader
smirked and. giggled, apparently finding this funny. I couldn't believe what I was seeing. I carried on watching news. and other television programmes to see if. presenters would show signs of "interactive watching"; to my surprise, this happened again and again. Unfortunately,. I did not have my wits. sufficiently about me to videotape these programmes, and it is now almost impossible to obtain recordings dating back to. 1990.
................
4. In order. to avoid the mental strain being caused to him the Plaintiff has. been compelled to stop watching BBC TV news. Defendant therefore committed the tort of private nuisance, since. normal use of home was interfered. with.


http://tinyurl.com/2yhac9

paul said...

I remember noel edmonds used to do that sort of thing before progressing to human sacrifice.
How he never caught one of his victims cracking one off the wrist, I'll never know!

Tom said...

Because they were watching Noel Edmonds.

Actually that guy did catch someone:

This is a serious incident because it wasn't a random pervert outside the window but a paid agent of British Intelligence who have been persecuting me for partly sexual reasons for 16 years. It is known on other occasions that MI5 use American law enforcement to commit their activities while in the US and the man visually appears to be an American so worryingly they may have paid an American agent to masturbate on their behalf.

http://www.five.org.uk/plaint/#ocso

paul said...

Because they were watching Noel Edmonds.

HA HA HA

Stef said...

How he never caught one of his victims cracking one off the wrist, I'll never know!

"Chris"...

"Evans"...

"Baywatch"...

"Wank"

Google

sorted

harry lime said...

Victims? Don't be melodramatic. Look down there. Tell me. Would you really feel any pity if one of those dots stopped moving forever? If I offered you twenty thousand pounds for every dot that stopped, would you really, old man, tell me to keep my money, or would you calculate how many dots you could afford to spare? Free of income tax, old man. Free of income tax - the only way you can save money nowadays

fishanc said...

In 1999, aged 40, I went through a very traumatic spiritual awakening that literally changed my life overnight. I was also labelled a paranoid psychotic by the authorities who failed to understand what was really happening to me. One minute I was an average married working man, struggling to bring up two children, the next I was vigourously taking on authority and trying to awaken the world.

From 1999 onwards I have been able to see things in a very different light and I have felt spiritually directed in my quest to understand and relay the truth to the masses. Please do not think 'I have found God' or gone through 'a mid-life crisis' because I assure you that is not the case. I am not that sort of bloke. I have simply regained my true awareness, through trauma, and I believe the human race is being duped on a massive scale and it is being totally controlled by forces using esoteric knowledge that is unknown to the public. I have come to understand that this world is manipulated by a group of Sun Worshippers, and their idols, that I call The Serpent Cult.

This cult is composed of multidimensional alien beings and their lackeys on Earth. I call these lackeys simply 'agents for the Serpent'. These agents are the world's leaders in banking, politics and religion and they assist in the spiritual enslavement of mankind in return for material wealth and power. Their deceptions hold no boundaries.


Yessssssss! Someone else that knows the truth!

Down with the alien overlords.

Anonymous said...

Back before he got into despotism/sorry politics,Tony Blair was also known as "hissing sid" behind his back..due to his habit of quietly hissing "yyyessssssssss" behind his stupid toothy grin whenever he saw something he approved of.

Anonymous said...

Never mind cattle, Noel Edmonds has already sacrificed several worthless Goyim on his old TV shows.

paul said...

worryingly they may have paid an American agent to masturbate on their behalf.

You mean you can get paid for it?

<Gets out big red crayon and starts writing cv/>