Friday, 11 January 2008

Conspiraloon™ ConspiraClothing™ ConspiraCap™ - Protects and Defends your fragile mind

Conspiraloon™ ConspiraClothing™ ConspiraCap™

The ULTIMATE DEFENCE AGAINST THE NWO


It's a baseball cap. It's a tinfoil hat. It's a baseball cap AND a tinfoil hat to protect your fragile mind. Now with added, adjustable, patented foil-wrapped ear-defenders™.



To order your Conspiraloon™ Clothing™ ConspiraCap™, just sent £100 cash sterling to an arbitrary PO Box in Canvey Island. Job done.

6 comments:

Mindless Wanker said...

It looks like only a single layer. Is there a dual layer version available?
What's the attenuation rating?
Does it have a built in phase interpolation filter?
Has it got a blue LED?

Tom said...

I'm wearing mine now. It seems to stop my teeth from receiving Radio 2 broadcasts.

Anonymous said...

Man this is crazy! What's up with only protecting your head? I need some pants!!

Anonymous said...

Paaah. This is simply a relaunch of what we had in the laet sixty's / early seventies.

In fact they Greys left me one at the foot of my bed one night to try out, (Their tractor beam had broken down and were awaiting a spare part so they couldn't beam me up as they usually do) but I had a dot and too much to drink that night and fell asleep on top of it.

They wern't best pleased, which is why when that part arrived, they beamed my up and operated on me. While they were operating one of them seemed to have a ginger aura around her and kept saying something like "May'it-TRON" who I think was they leader. I can't be too sure as once again I had taken a dot and drank a bit more, so my vision wasn't so good.

This time however they weren't grey - they were white. Now somehow I've got a plastic bag at my side coming out of my body. I have a fuzzy recollection of them saying saying I have to take some kind of drugs to keep me alive. I have to get these drugs from one of their fold who wears a human skin and does medical experiemnts on other people.

I just about remember leaving the mother ship through the airlock as the doors had this strange kind of red shape on it. We left by a shuttle but must have experienced some turbulence as it was quite a rough journey home.

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