Friday, 14 December 2007

Conspiraloons™ are NOT Conspi-racists!!

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A frequent criticism of Conspiraloonery™ made by the paid shills in the corporate mainstream media is that Conspiraloons™ are really secret Conspi-racists and that when we talk about REPTILIAN ALIEN OVERLORDS we are really talking Jewish people



All of them

Much play is made out of the fact that Conspiraloons™ frequently make reference to reports that a group of Israelis set up video cameras on the morning of 9/11 so that they could film themselves singing and dancing as the Twin Towers were destroyed

...or that they later admitted on Israeli television to knowing about the 9/11 attacks in advance

... or that Israeli agents have a proven track record for dressing up as Arabs and setting off bombs

...or that employees of an Israeli-owned company based in one of the Twin Towers were warned not to come into work that morning

...or that Israeli-owned security companies were involved in transport security in London on 7/7

This, so the mainstream cover-story goes, proves the conspi-racist roots of Conspiraloonery™ and that all Conspiraloons™ hate Jews

especially 'SELF-HATING' Jewish Conspiraloons™ - they’re the worst

There are, of course, two very good reasons why this isn’t so:

Firstly, criticism of the behaviour of the State of Israel is not the same thing as anti-semitism - in the same way that criticism of the behaviour and foreign policy of the British Government and its security agencies would not be the same thing as being anti-British

Secondly, and much more importantly, True Conspiraloons™ know that the Israelis weren’t behind 9/11 anyway

It was, of course...

The Welsh



IT’S ABOUT THE COAL STUPID!!


Sure, there may have been a few Mossad agents doing the Macarena in New Jersey on the morning of 9/11 but recently declassified satellite photos PROOVE™ that something much more sinister, and much more Welsh, was taking place much closer to Ground Zero




The Truth is that The Mossad, MI6, The CIA, The Freemasons, The IMF, The World Bank, The UN, are all unknowing pawns of their Welsh controllers and all being manipulated to bring about a NEW WELSH ORDER to make way for the coming of a new Messiah who will rule us all in the name of his Scaly Alien Overlords



and don't say he didn't warn you...





Other True™ Proof™ that it is the leek-chompers who are really running things-


  • Well, their flag is a bit of a give-away isn’t it?


  • Several Welsh people were POSITIVELY IDENTIFIED as being in New York on 9/11
  • The Welsh have penetrated the Truth Movement with crypto-Welsh infiltrators who have poisoned the Movement from within from Day One – most notably those arch disinformation agents Steven JONES, Alex JONES and SAINT DAVID Ray Griffin

Alex Jones – a complete and total Celt

  • The name Shayler is in fact Welsh for Mushroom
  • The Welsh dominate ownership and staffing of the mainstream media – especially in the field of popular culture where their paid agents corrupt the purity of our Youth with their lewd, suggestive song lyrics and skimpy swimwear


  • Atlantis (correct spelling Atllantis, correct pronunciation Atkhhhlantis) was in fact Wales

So, remember, Conspiraloons™ are NOT conspi-racist. We just go where the FACTS take us


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18 comments:

paul said...

And what about catherine zetan jones, eh, eh???

paul said...

And whose in charge of the labour,tory and lib dem parties in Wales??
Them!!!!!!
Don't get me started on their stranglehold on the male voice choirs!

jon ronson said...

Any people with their own dance is potentially suspect. The Welsh lobby has controlled things for too long.

Stef said...

And what about catherine zetan jones, eh, eh???

damn, how did I miss that?

as an aside, my quest for video evidence of the history of the New Welsh Order, especially a particular clip of Michael Caine and Nigel Green singing along to Men of Harlech, has led to me discover an entire web sub-culture of sad bastards who re-edit their favourite bits from Zulu and set them to its main score

all of their efforts pale in comparison with the official US trailer for the film which promises the viewer the sight of 200 pairs of bare Black tits, hordes of Black men being mown down by massed ranks of volley fire plus some occasional comic relief...

uk.youtube.com/watch?v=tXxfl6ehTfk

"A hundred gallant men were outnumbered by the mightiest warrior nation on earth but NOT outfought!!

It's hard to believe that they were still stringing people up from trees in parts of Louisiana when the film came out

paul said...

I remember the stir that tom jones picure caused when it first appeared in the tv times, ladies were fainting, even swooning in the street.
Ah, innocent, gentle times, for some of us.

Stef said...

Zulu Fun Fax

For the first few days during the filming of the movie's battle scenes in South Africa the Zulus extras thought they were fighting for real and repeatedly kicked the shit out of White South Africans who were playing the part of the British soldiers.

The Zulus explained that because they were they primitive they had never seen a movie before and didn't understand the concept of play acting

That's their story and they stuck to it

paul said...

A hundred gallant men were outnumbered by the mightiest warrior nation on earth but NOT outfought!!

I think signore Capello will have to learn this phrase by heart before collecting his severance pay

Stef said...

I remember the stir that tom jones picure caused when it first appeared in the tv times, ladies were fainting, even swooning in the street.

You've got to love the way that cross is pointing directly to his lunchbox

even if he is an alien

Stef said...

btw does anyone know if Michael Travesser uses US Central Time or GMT?

I'll guess we'll find out in five minutes or so...

Stef said...

Hmmm, he must be working on Local Time then

Daffyd Chayler said...

I'm the ONLY Messiah in the village, and I do declare that you ALL are AntiTaffytic Welsh haters, HOW DARE YOU all be anti Welsh whilst hiding behind a the pretence that it's the killing, maiming, invading and bombing that our government engages that you have the problem with. Nazis EVERY one of you. Why, if only i had a large room and some zykon b i'd gas you ALL as you're all the same and all culpable in this heinous crime, whatever it is, in any event, I think the Loonish question requires a final solution.

HOW DARE YOU, and your fringe Idealogy too.

The Antagonist said...

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Travesser sounds like a Welsh name to me.

paul said...

Thank god the Alliance geostationary truth™cam was hovering above new york that fateful day.
They might just have gotten away with it!

paul said...

Aled Jones - walking in the air?
Flying around in your fucking spaceship, more like.

The Antagonist said...

Thank god the Alliance geostationary truth™cam was hovering above new york that fateful day.

There must be some conspiracy going on here, I didn't realise the Alliance geostationary truth™cam did elevation shots as well.

When the Alliance geostationary truth™cam isn't quite so busy covering end of the world events and days the world changed, perhaps we can send it through the Union Jack Keyhole and see what it reports back.

Bridget Dunne said...

What links Racists - conspira or otherwise - the Welsh and the NWO?

Why Barnsley BNP no less!

lwtc247 said...

I wanna know who photoshopped that luxury mansion and pool behind miseur Tom Jones(town). And that shoppied cossie! Stew(th)! Allow me to replace the original background, which was due to be chipped and recylced in China and India http://tinyurl.com/2rbumy

And who shopped out the entire Reverend Jim Jones pic?

Obviously the site's been hacked by shop a holics! Check the logs!! I suspect at least one IP can be traced back to here: http://tinyurl.com/3yupao
(what tinyURL was made for!!)

Not only that, but there are artists impressions of them spreading chemtrails here: http://tinyurl.com/2nz387

Stef said...

I wanna know who photoshopped that luxury mansion and pool behind miseur Tom Jones

not guilty

I only worked on the bulge