Sunday, 30 December 2007

Messiah Movie News - Neo to play Klaatu!!

Yes, it's true fellow Messianic Movie fans - The One is going to play One of the Other Ones in a remake of The Day the Earth Stood Still

"I know Kung-Fu!"

Yes, it's all coming together as all Messiah figures, however lame and Californian, are gradually combined into one MegaMessiah™ in time for 2012

an artist's impression of what Japan might look like towards the end of 2012

Home-grown Essex-based Messiah and Once and Future King of England, Muad'dib is reported to be 'fucking gutted' at the news that he didn't land the part

Sunday, 23 December 2007

Conclusive PROOF!!™ that RV is NOT bollocks!!

Illuminated Manuscript

Your hero and mine, Good Will Hutton has been at the guardian blackboard again! Unfortunately he's also been necking the cleaning fluid his janitor's job gives him access to!!
What, as serious minded conspiracy scientists, are we to make of this??:

Ideas start deep below public consciousness. So what have been the ideas that have incubated in 2007? Here are my five ideas - not, I am the first to concede, the only five - that I believe will surely have an impact and, in the round, for the better.
I think he means above, instead of below,an easy mistake for someone in his position, and this is a time of year for forgiveness, anyway back to the big ideas;
The controversies over Islam should not blind us to the advantage of a belief in a God who rewards good and punishes bad....non-fundamentalist faith is a source of spiritual good
By 'controversies
' I assume he alludes to the 'protocols' we at the alliance have done so much to discredit or maybe even the anti islamic rhetoric his rag has been spewing for the last few years.
It may be wishful thinking on my part, but visceral Euroscepticism increasingly seems batty - and the planks with which it is built rotting.
Wrong again, young idiot savant, euroscepticism, with the superstate's transmogrification into an educator and enforcer of market correctness and continental graft, is rightly coming into it's own. I know you're reflecting on 2007, but cast your mind back to all those protests on the hated mainland europe which dissuaded our brave government from signing up to the great constitution treaty.
The next one's a killer:
Centre-right think-tank Policy Network asks why the rich give so little to charity.
I think that's because it would reduce their richness, from which their high self worth springs.
For the first time since the 1970s, I detect a move. The case for income redistribution is being made once again.
By who? Gog Brnwo?
If that's not to your taste, how a bit of good old fashioned futurology:
Advances in neuroscience are matched by advances in social science that emphasise the early years' experience in shaping our characters. We are not born with innate dispositions. Rather, we make our destinies.
I was under the impression that no one really has a fucking clue about these things.
On to his final top five idea:
The Western enlightenment and even the US have begun to appear more attractive, the alternatives flawed.
I am lost for words, both religion, the US and the enlightenment's time has come? Simultaneously??!! All at once!!???!!!
He concludes with this hopeful note:

Maybe the world is getting better, after all.
As I said before, this is a time for forgiveness, and we should be grateful he has given us so much to forgive, the soft headed cunt.

Saturday, 22 December 2007

Conspiracy? The CIA and the Nazis and Iraqi 'Translators'

History Channel Conspiraloonacy Extreme Version. Includes REAL TRUE™ FACTS™.

Of course, this sort of thing wouldn't happen today, right under our noses. No, siree. Oppose the illegal invasion of Iraq by the coalition of the killing, then support the war criminals that helped kill over a million of their countryfolk.

It's logic, Jim, but not as we know it.

Friday, 21 December 2007

Peak oil is a SCAM!!


... and Pastor Lindsey Williams explains WHY
  • and HOW

  • and what They are planning to do to us

  • and who 'They' really are

though he does take a wee while going about it...

he doesn't tell us in the first clip!

or the second, third, fourth, or fifth...

he does in the sixth

but only after a little teasing...

...and then the inspirational finale

Some of what Pastor Lindsey has to say is undoubtedly Truthy™

Some isn't

but would we really want it any other way?


Wednesday, 19 December 2007

A message from Klaatu

I am leaving soon and you'll forgive me if I speak bluntly.

The universe grows smaller every day and the threat of aggression by any group anywhere can no longer be tolerated. There must be security for all or no one is secure. Now this does not mean giving up any freedom, except the freedom to act irresponsibly. Your ancestors knew this when they made laws to govern themselves and hired policemen to enforce them. We, of the other planets, have long accepted this principle. We have an organization for the mutual protection of all planets and for the complete elimination of aggression. The test of any such higher authority is, of course, the police force that supports it. For our policemen we created a race of robots. Their function is to patrol the planets in spaceships like this one and preserve the peace. In matters of aggression we have given them absolute power over us. This power cannot be revoked. At the first signs of violence they act automatically against the aggressor. The penalty forprovoking their action is too terrible to risk. The result is we live in peace without arms or armies, secure in theknowledge that we are free from aggression and war, free to pursue more profitable enterprises. Now, we do not pretend to have achieved perfection, but we do have a system, and it works. I came here to give you these facts. It is no concern of ours how you run your own planet, but if you threaten to extend your violence, this Earth of yours will be reduced to a burned-out cinder.

Your choice is simple: join us and live in peace, or pursue your present course and face obliteration. We shall be waiting for your answer. The decision rests with you.

and PS Why the fuck aren't I in your Messiah™ Trumps pack?

(Klaatu is currently working on his new truth video which will blow the lid off high-level Welsh involvement in the 9/11 attacks. Cash donations to help complete this important work sent to his Zeta-Reticulan registered PO Box WILL guarantee your personal salvation)


Saturday, 15 December 2007

How Stonehenge was built NOT!!

I don't know who this guy thinks he is but he's a LIAR!! I tell you


Stone Circles were BUILT BY FUCKING ALIENS and anyone who tells you otherwise is working for them

Also note that this Stone Circle fakery takes place in Flint, Michigan; the spawning place of that notorious Untruth-herder MICHAEL MOORE...

Is there a connection?

Is the Pope a Catholic?


Friday, 14 December 2007

Conspiraloons™ are NOT Conspi-racists!!


A frequent criticism of Conspiraloonery™ made by the paid shills in the corporate mainstream media is that Conspiraloons™ are really secret Conspi-racists and that when we talk about REPTILIAN ALIEN OVERLORDS we are really talking Jewish people

All of them

Much play is made out of the fact that Conspiraloons™ frequently make reference to reports that a group of Israelis set up video cameras on the morning of 9/11 so that they could film themselves singing and dancing as the Twin Towers were destroyed

...or that they later admitted on Israeli television to knowing about the 9/11 attacks in advance

... or that Israeli agents have a proven track record for dressing up as Arabs and setting off bombs

...or that employees of an Israeli-owned company based in one of the Twin Towers were warned not to come into work that morning

...or that Israeli-owned security companies were involved in transport security in London on 7/7

This, so the mainstream cover-story goes, proves the conspi-racist roots of Conspiraloonery™ and that all Conspiraloons™ hate Jews

especially 'SELF-HATING' Jewish Conspiraloons™ - they’re the worst

There are, of course, two very good reasons why this isn’t so:

Firstly, criticism of the behaviour of the State of Israel is not the same thing as anti-semitism - in the same way that criticism of the behaviour and foreign policy of the British Government and its security agencies would not be the same thing as being anti-British

Secondly, and much more importantly, True Conspiraloons™ know that the Israelis weren’t behind 9/11 anyway

It was, of course...

The Welsh


Sure, there may have been a few Mossad agents doing the Macarena in New Jersey on the morning of 9/11 but recently declassified satellite photos PROOVE™ that something much more sinister, and much more Welsh, was taking place much closer to Ground Zero

The Truth is that The Mossad, MI6, The CIA, The Freemasons, The IMF, The World Bank, The UN, are all unknowing pawns of their Welsh controllers and all being manipulated to bring about a NEW WELSH ORDER to make way for the coming of a new Messiah who will rule us all in the name of his Scaly Alien Overlords

and don't say he didn't warn you...

Other True™ Proof™ that it is the leek-chompers who are really running things-

  • Well, their flag is a bit of a give-away isn’t it?

  • Several Welsh people were POSITIVELY IDENTIFIED as being in New York on 9/11
  • The Welsh have penetrated the Truth Movement with crypto-Welsh infiltrators who have poisoned the Movement from within from Day One – most notably those arch disinformation agents Steven JONES, Alex JONES and SAINT DAVID Ray Griffin

Alex Jones – a complete and total Celt

  • The name Shayler is in fact Welsh for Mushroom
  • The Welsh dominate ownership and staffing of the mainstream media – especially in the field of popular culture where their paid agents corrupt the purity of our Youth with their lewd, suggestive song lyrics and skimpy swimwear

  • Atlantis (correct spelling Atllantis, correct pronunciation Atkhhhlantis) was in fact Wales

So, remember, Conspiraloons™ are NOT conspi-racist. We just go where the FACTS take us


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Nice Quote of the Month

From the excellent Bill Blum:

" Finally, there's September 11, 2001. Amongst those in the "9/11 Truth Movement" I am a sinner because I don't champion the idea that it was an "inside job". I think it more likely that some individuals in the Bush administration knew that something was about to happen involving airplanes -- perhaps an old fashioned hijacking with political demands -- and they let it happen, to make use of it politically, as they certainly have.
But I do wish you guys in the 9/11 Truth Movement luck; if you succeed in proving that it was an inside job, that would do more to topple the empire than anything I have ever written."
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Tuesday, 11 December 2007

Pow -El gets a proper job

Having tirelessly served the people for the last few years, rather than retreat to his ice fortress, the sinister Pow-El has opted for a little ME time:

Jonathan Powell, one of Tony Blair's closest advisers during his time as UK prime minister, is set to enter the banking world after agreeing to join one of Wall Street's biggest firms.

Morgan Stanley's NY base which, like most of these buildings, strongly resembles a big friendly owl

Don't fret, the government is still in safe, scaly hands:

The appointment will further strengthen ties between the Labour government and the US bank after Gordon Brown appointed Jeremy Heywood as head of domestic policy in June.

Mr Heywood, who quit as principal private secretary to Mr Blair in 2003, subsequently spent four years as co-head of Morgan Stanley's UK investment banking business before taking his position in Mr Brown's cabinet.

What special expertise will Pow-El bring to the house of Morgan Stanley? After all, his only real experience is in the controlled demolition of Yugoslavia, Afghanistan and Iraq.

"Why don't you take off that itty-bitty shirt. Them panties too. "

What, beyond his "young, purdy mouth", can this modest destroyer of societies offer a merchant bank?
According to Morgan Stanley's recruitment supremo (above):

Mr Powell will be responsible for introducing the bank to important governmental and corporate clients he met during his time as aide to Mr Blair.

We have underground samizdat publication, The Daily Telegraph to thank for confirming what we at the Alliance have long suspected:

It has become increasingly commonplace for investment banks to hire former government ministers and politicians to introduce them to clients and brief them on government policy.....
Former Conservative prime minister John Major is a senior adviser to Credit Suisse while ex-German chancellor Gerhard Schröder works part-time for Rothschild.
Italian Prime Minister Romano Prodi spent time with Goldman Sachs before and after his first spell as Italian leader in the 1990s.

Morgan Stanley declined to comment.

I hope you, brothers and sisters, do not feel the same way.