Friday, 28 September 2007

The face of evil

29 comments:

jon doy said...

Paul, forgive my ignorance, but who the hell is that ?!

jon doy said...

Elijah Wood ?

paul said...

Its miles cooper, mild mannered school caretaker by day, mad christian bomber by night.

The picture is surrounded by an 'internet hyperlink' for more info.

Elijah Wood ?

He definitely looks like he spent most of his life pulling his 'precious'.

Gandalf the Grey said...

"You cannot offer me this ring, Frodo!"

jon doy said...

Christian, eh ?

I am the light...and the huge bang...and the shrapnel...

paul said...

Well I assume he's christian, they're the fair skinned ones aren't they?

jon doy said...

well most are Christian, but a few ex-special forces types have an epiphany where they decide that they really ought to grow beards and convert to Islam...and train to be 'jihadis' and run radical bookshops, and generally cause Islam problems, but i have no doubt that their faith is genuine

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jon doy said...

...and they most certainly no longer work for the government, and especially not as trouble makers...and i have no doubt that part of the mission they're not on is about rebranding all skins - fair, dark, in between, "clean skin" and dirty, as terrorists, or as one might put it, 'citizen terrorists'...'terrorzens' ? 'citizists' ?

Jesus Christ said...

There are those who are Christian and there are those who call themselves Christian.

The former are my disciples.
The latter are a utter cnuts.

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Daffyd Chayler said...

Look 'Jesus', only the TRUE Messiah denies his divinity.

I am *not* the Messiah.

Jesus Christ said...

The many miracles I did are proof enough of who I am.

All you've ever done is get off your nut on your own peepee at your own private rave.
Get right on one matey!

Daffyd Chayler said...

The many miracles I did are proof enough of who I am.

What? Like, Um, using a serious case of cystitis to simulate wine making "from water"?

Come on! I'M *NOT* the MESSIAH! HOW DARE YOU? Actually, how DARE you? How dare you, ACTUALLY?

Jesus Christ said...

Go on then! Prove that you are *not* the Messiah!

Daffyd Chayler said...

I think I already have.

And, besides, HOW DARE YOU!!!!...try to make me prove a negative.

Jesus Christ said...

<yawn>

http://www.youfail.org

Daffyd Chayler said...

...And furthermore, I wish to lodge a formal complaint with the operators of this website and request that they ban this 'Jesus' with immediate effect, he is being very horrible indeed to me.

Jesus Christ said...

Aww poor diddums

Daffyd Chayler said...

He said I was poor. You all witnessed it, I shall be in contact with my lawyer in due course.

Please BAN this nasty man immediately.

YOU ARE RISKING YOUR CHANCES OF ETERNAL LIFE IF YOU DO NOT.

P.S. HOW DARE YOU.

Jesus Christ said...

poor poor poor poor poor!







and stupid

Daffyd Chayler said...

HOW...

Daffyd Chayler said...

DARE...

Daffyd Chayler said...

YOU.

Jesus Christ said...

He who dares wins!






Loser!

Daffyd Chayler said...

Look 'Jesus', who do you think they're going to believe? Some bloke who befriended fishermen and never did a days work before his thirties and never existed anyway, or ME?

I have tirelessly being trying to warn people to understand that evolution never happened, and that holograms can work in a way that most reasonably not stupid people won't ever agree with.

And besides, it's a new ERA!

which means that you're SO last millennium - and possibly a SHILL to boot.

Daffyd Chayler said...

...And a composite!

Daffyd Chayler said...

Whereas I am the TRUE reincarnation of the Jeshua consciousness or whatever.

Jesus Christ said...

What you don't seem to understand is that I am Jeshua.

If, as you claim, you are the reincarnation of the Jeshua consciousness then that would make us both one and the same person.

Bollocks to that!

Go sort your life out and get a proper job.