Friday, 10 December 2010

CONSPIRACY ALERT: Michael Flatley is REALLY from Chi Cago

Move over Max Kaiser, there's a new kid on the block.



As credible sounding as this man is, caution is recommended.

Three days of intensive research by the hive mind at Conspiraloon Twin Towers has found no evidence of any attempts by this man to sell water purifiers, post-apocalyptic survival contingency systems, nor even an infallible legal defense that works only inside your own mind.

He also seems to have made no references to aliens, Jews, lizards, shape-shifters, Elvis, or messiahs, which immediately casts further doubt on the true nature of the man and his intent.

In fact we have been unable to locate any form of sugary-syrupy tripe to smooth the path of the bitter pill he gives you for free.

This indicates satanic Jewish Marxist intent, as stated in the King of the John Hill of Frank Herbert's Dune Which Did Feature Sting in the Movie version of the official BIBLE :

Kevin 7:7 Bewareth he that seek not to profit from thy knowing, lest ye contribute nothing to the divine act of the upwards circulation of metal'd yellow He did proclaim as gold.
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Andrew 9:11 Bewareth he that conjureth not up the daemon Jew, lest ye become poisoned by real truths that shall not be true from your position of the opposite of love. He, The King, ELVIS, doth live in eternity, or he would have done had not the Jew done kill'd him.

Mainstream Conspiraloons #590 - Geraldo

Thursday, 9 December 2010

The Conspiraloon's Cookbook p.47 - The Hallelujah Sandwich



I've just noticed the following comment underneath a blog post which tears into
J(ew)7 for being a bunch of Zionist Shills, with all their blatantly Talmudic, fact-based, One Tru Messiah unfriendly, ways...


"Anonymous said...

Great article! It's about time someone exposed those so called 'truthseekers' who just do boring facty stuff.

If you're going to rip government lies apart its very important that you fill in all the blanks with stuff you just made up. Otherwise you're just shilling. The quicker truthseekers here on earth realise this the better.

As G*d is our judge, for he doth shine the light in all the nooks and crannies of the darkness of Satan.

Peace be with you, in you and all around you.

Amen all truth-seeking brothers."


I would, of course, love to share the link to the original article with my fellow Loons but only after the author comes to the full realisation that's Conspiraloon meat he's chewing on, between a couple of slices of fluffy half-baked Hallelujah

and, remember, you can never consider yourself a
True Loon until you've been accused of being a Zionist
shill by one bunch and Anti-Semitic by the other

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Edit: And here's the original post. Caution, raw Truth™ when presented in these concentrations can become a highly hazardous substance and should only be consumed under the supervision of a suitably qualified professional

Saturday, 4 December 2010

Alex Jones talks Hezbollah and colostomy bags

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Still smarting from the savage pwning he received at the hands of Max Keiser a few weeks back, AJ has been licking his wounds and biding his time for his sequel to 'everyone knows the Arabs own Hollywood!!'

And here it is, proof, if it were needed, that Alex is still at the top of his Game...



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Because there's a war on for your nads

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