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Arrogance, relentlessness, inability to answer questions, fondness for certain stock phrases, inability to employ or understand Occam's Razor, inability to tell good evidence from bad, inability to withdraw, leaping to conclusions, using previous conspiracies as evidence to support their claims, and, it's always a conspiracy.Maybe, but not here, because ten-foot, alien, shape-shifting, blood-drinking, lizard types are everywhere and running the world. No, really, they are! THEY ARE!
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hezbollah, from palestine, is on the mexican border.
Is that the mexican border with germany, or another one?
They came right through that Panama Tunnel from Chechinya, and Obama ain't doin a damn thang about it.
I ain't no racist, but if that's the way the black president is acting, I'm going to learn me some portugese and move me and the loved ones to Sweden.
rumour has it that AJ has something like 35,000 subscribers
at $5 a month that ain't too shabby
plus the merchandising
plus the ads
plus the annual money bomb
plus whatever other stuffed envelopes come his way
a small price to pay to hear valuable information about Hezbollah's plans to invade the US and bags of piss
...you know, like a huge synthetic artificial bladder full of piss, right out there for all to see...
on the subject of huge synthetic bladders for of piss, AJ's mate Jesse was on TV this week blowing the lid on the global corporatisation of water supplies. The first 20 minutes or so was occupied with boring twaddle about billionaires and large corporations before Jesse exposed the REAL story behind what's happening to our water
The Chinese are stealing it in 500 foot long bladders towed behind supertankers
the full, thoroughly documented and completely undeniable story of the Great Chinese Water Heist in the last 4 minutes or so of this clip
being a bit of a Predator fan I admit to having had a soft spot for Ventura
but after the Chinese piss bladder scoop I regretfully have to conclude that he's a c**t
FWIW I haven't sold out
oh yeah?
Good God man, it looks like a giant condom. If America is going to get screwed, America wants a kiss first.
That's a fab back catalogue you've got there Tony - 'Illuminazi 911' looks like a winner
Brian Gerrish is, of course, the poor Loon's William Carr
I like Alex Jones.
- Aangirfan
Putting the possibility that AJ is some kind of willful shill aside that would still leave him as being the kind of reactionary old tosspot who thinks that provision of healthcare for those who can't afford it is communism and therefore part of the age old conspiracy
I can't help noticing that Alex and all those countless other reactionary loons out there merrily label absolutely any political viewpoints they disagree with as being 'communism' or 'marxism', even when what they are pissed of with is clearly a mutated extension of the kind of beliefs they hold dear
He does however have excellent taste in his selection of background music - the decision to raid the Gerry Anderson back catalogue and Paul Verhoeven soundtracks was inspired
... and, remember, everyone knows the Arabs own Hollywood, Hezbollah is massing on the Mexican border and the Chinese are stealing the Great Lakes, one jumbo-sized colostomy bag at a time
Cue Jonesy preparing a chinese language version of his water filter ads.
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